Exercise your skills in condescension

[The Dread Pirate]

do you actually know what condescending means?

My dad told me i was condescending when I called him it

Besides It's a word longer than 5 letters long of course I'm gonna have problems understanding it!

 

[The Dread Pirate]

just a shame there's not an equivalent for girls - love works quite well, but it's nowhere near as good as son

Young Lady said in the right way could be condescending!

 

[Gilly]

petal is genius! hahaha, I can just hear you saying that as well! I wish I were northern - being condescending would be so much easier

That's because we're so much better.

 

[Sic]

well yeah. the only snag is I'd have to moan about how much more difficult things are up north, and how bad the weather is. I just don't think I'm cut out for the amount of senseless moaning. Plus I like coats and jumpers - don't think I could walk around in a tshirt just because

 

[Gilly]

Whoa, I'm all for playing but the weather here is ace!

 

[Sic]

 

[JohnnyG]

I just don't think I'm cut out for the amount of senseless moaning.

I beg to differ.

 

[IceAx]

Im gonna save this and see how many i can use this week at work on the phone

Andy

 

[Sic]

I beg to differ.

meh, cheap shot and wrong too. Not your usual form, Johnny

 

[Pumpkinstew]

Also important are patronising terms to call other guys:-

Chief
Big man
Big boy

Is that a typo? You mean other gays surely?
Don't you worry yourself over it. I've sorted it out for you. Carry on.

 

[Stan_Lite]

I usually find that calling a female toots is taken quite badly - although that's better for being patronising, for the few of you who know the difference.

 

[Pumpkinstew]

Im gonna save this and see how many i can use this week at work on the phone

Andy

Are you sure you want to try that? You might get yourself into trouble with using some of the more advanced forms of condecension, and we wouldn't want that now, would we?

 

[IceAx]

Are you sure you want to try that? You might get yourself into trouble with using some of the more advanced forms of condecension, and we wouldn't want that now, would we?

Haha

Don't worry your little head about me getting in trouble

Andy

 

[JohnnyG]

meh, cheap shot and wrong too. Not your usual form, Johnny

You didn't take that seriously did you?

 

[Sic]

C'mon guys - we don't want this thread getting out of hand, do we?

You didn't take that seriously did you?

seems I'm not good at receiving my own form of smiley-less sarcasm over the net!

 

[JohnnyG]

seems I'm not good at receiving my own form of smiley-less sarcasm over the net!

Thought so, after all you are well known for your lack of humour.

 

[Sic]

cool, I'm well known!

 

[Pumpkinstew]

Haha

Don't worry your little head about me getting in trouble

Andy

Too-shay.

As comebacks go I've heard worse.

 

[Dj_Jestar]

Son is brilliant. Especially when they're 20 years your senior

Son-shine/Sunshine works better

 

[Mat]

Son-shine/Sunshine works better

"Listen sweetheart..." is always a winner with the women.