okay my family are amusing...

[Nick1881]

Was there a que? lol

 

[GarethDW]

I drank bit too much vodka on Christmas eve, and offered sex to the first person who drove me home

TTIUWP

 

[MrSix]

Double post!

 

[MrSix]

I doubt it, there may have been a queue though!

TTIUWP

Oh gawd..."OMGZ A GIRL"!

I bet she's a 45 stone warty wench with kankles and a hairy mole on her top lip, don't get too excited.



But if she's not...Hi There

 

[alexakasloth]

My christmas was just nice, no getting completely drunk.


So it was boring compared to yours

 

[knip]

Sorry to disappoint you you lot, but I DID NOT HAVE ANY HORIZONTAL TANGO nor have I had any for months! He gave me a lift home because my Mum had sent him to get me. And I sent my brothers mate packing!
And my picture is on this forum if you look carefully.....
(not 45 stone either!)

 

[Zefan]

Had a very normal Christmas (the way I like it), the days before however were some of the weirdest I've had in my life.

 

[MrSix]

Sorry to disappoint you you lot, but I DID NOT HAVE ANY HORIZONTAL TANGO nor have I had any for months! He gave me a lift home because my Mum had sent him to get me. And I sent my brothers mate packing!
And my picture is on this forum if you look carefully.....
(not 45 stone either!)

So you're not - but still, one of your "things to do before you die" is drive a REAL tractor...that's almost as bad as being 45 stone

 

[james.miller]

i spent christmas at a friend's. 10 of us. we drank, drank, eat, drank and drank the day away. by midnight, people were running around the green outside naked as punishment for loosing a game of uno. good fun all round

 

[Andr3w]

So you're not - but still, one of your "things to do before you die" is drive a REAL tractor...that's almost as bad as being 45 stone

Want to tango...i'll take you to the stars

 

[MrSix]

Want to tango...i'll take you to the stars

vomit.

 

[SideWinder]

Christ sake...why does everyone insist on preying on women on the forum...ANY attempt to flirt seems to be taken, argh.

 

[mrbios]

we played cluedo with a cluedo board thats far older than i am

how come old games always come out on xmas?

 

[MrSix]

we played cluedo with a cluedo board thats far older than i am

how come old games always come out on xmas?

I can safely so no "bored" games were played at my house this Christmas...I absolutely hate them!

 

[Andr3w]

Christ sake...why does everyone insist on preying on women on the forum...ANY attempt to flirt seems to be taken, argh.

i was joking, i was seeing how cheesy i could get, in this case very, and it was terrible

dont get jelous you

/slap

 

[mks2005]

Want to tango...i'll take you to the stars

Vomit x2.

 

[knip]

Hes nearly a decade younger than me, so dont panic you can put your hats away!

 

[BigBoy]

OMG a Girlie on da interweb!!!

now thats aside I played Hungry Hippos with my daughter and two of her cousins this afternoon and yesterday i ate way too much and have had a bad gut since. But that didnt stop me from eating more Xmas pud and mince pies!!

Lots of Bristolians in this thread

 

[Andr3w]

Hes nearly a decade younger than me, so dont panic you can put your hats away!

they are all trying to look macho by defending you....yeh...thats it....nothing to do with me been weird

OMG a Girlie on da interweb!!!

now thats aside I played Hungry Hippos with my daughter and two of her cousins this afternoon and yesterday i ate way too much and have had a bad gut since. But that didnt stop me from eating more Xmas pud and mince pies!!

Lots of Bristolians in this thread

i havent played that game for years!!! it was brilliant

 

[danza]

I ate far too much Pizza on Christmas eve. Woke up next morning with a horrendous food hangover, then proceeded to eat a rather considerable amount of Christmas dinner with all associated trimmings.

I spent the afternoon face down on the living room floor groaning. I then ate more food in the evening. I wish I hadn't