Girl Matters

FrostedNipple · 31 Dec 2007 at 01:48

I'm giving a lass a lift to her mates tomorrow!

How do i seduce her and make baby's before she gets to her mates?

Dunks · 31 Dec 2007 at 01:50

Rohypnol.

Overlag · 31 Dec 2007 at 01:50

takes a bit more than that.....

but then me i talk to em so long as mates, they end up friend zoned forever.... DOH!

benjo · 31 Dec 2007 at 01:50

Crash the car and fall in her breasts.

Nix · 31 Dec 2007 at 01:51

Ask for petrol money. If she's a ****, she'll know what to do.

Cybermyk · 31 Dec 2007 at 01:52

Take all the other seats out of the car

FrostedNipple · 31 Dec 2007 at 01:52

Nix said:
Ask for petrol money. If she's a ****, she'll know what to do.

i already asked her to give me £1.30 so i can get chips tonight

i shall also ask her that, i can be hopeful

Phate · 31 Dec 2007 at 01:53

FrostedNipple said:
I'm giving a lass a lift to her mates tomorrow!

How do i seduce her and make baby's before she gets to her mates?

Chloroform. Have your way with her, but make sure it's a light dosage so she wakes up just before you arrive at her mates house. She'll think she simply dosed off.

FrostedNipple · 31 Dec 2007 at 01:54

Phate said:
Chloroform. Have your way with her, but make sure it's a light dosage so she wakes up just before you arrive at her mates house. She'll think she simply dosed off.

its a ten minute drive lolz, im gona try that

I'll hook up a wifi camera in the car so you lot can get in on the action

mejinks · 31 Dec 2007 at 01:56

Phate said:
Chloroform. Have your way with her, but make sure it's a light dosage so she wakes up just before you arrive at her mates house. She'll think she simply dosed off.

I see what you did thar!

Tom0 · 31 Dec 2007 at 01:56

FrostedNipple said:
i already asked her to give me £1.30 so i can get chips tonight

i shall also ask her that, i can be hopeful

£1.30 for chips!? :eek:

Cr0fty · 31 Dec 2007 at 01:56

Tom0 said:
£1.30 for chips!?

Clearly a large portion!

Phate · 31 Dec 2007 at 01:56

FrostedNipple said:
its a ten minute drive lolz, im gona try that

I'll hook up a wifi camera in the car so you lot can get in on the action

You haven't thought this through have you? :rolleyes:

You will need a laptop to connect the webcam to, and then a way to connect to the net, your best way will be a pcmcia vodafone card.

Gawd, do I have to think of EVERYTHING?!

You'll be asking which hole next

Azza · 31 Dec 2007 at 01:56

FrostedNipple said:
i already asked her to give me £1.30 so i can get chips tonight

i shall also ask her that, i can be hopeful

Should have said for a pizza.

Phate · 31 Dec 2007 at 01:57

mejinks said:
I see what you did thar!

Raymond Lin · 31 Dec 2007 at 01:59

DunK1 said:
Rohypnol.

LOL, I am afraid that's the only way if you only have 10 mins

Or get your 1 eye snake out and impress her, just keep your other eyes on the road.

FrostedNipple · 31 Dec 2007 at 01:59

Phate said:
You'll be asking which hole next

either surely

Phate · 31 Dec 2007 at 02:00

FrostedNipple said:
either surely

Some girls are fussy over this matter

FrostedNipple · 31 Dec 2007 at 02:00

Phate said:
Some girls are fussy over this matter

chloroform isn't fussy

Phate · 31 Dec 2007 at 02:02

FrostedNipple said:
chloroform isn't fussy

Very true. Why spoil tradition though eh?