The morning meal.

@ Zefan. From the pics ive seen of you, you remind me of Peter Andre and he is a tool so you get to no say in what size or amount of bread makes up a sandwich.

Yes I do. I'm more important than all of you, hence I have the say on what's a sandwich and what's not.
 
Ah damn. Thought it would help me get cheap drinks or something, or at least get served quick. Commendable meal anyhow, better than 2 glasses of port and some pringles anyway (what I'm having now).
 
I would like some cheese but I can't be bothered going downstairs and waking the puppy, and then the cat, and then the girlfriend... *shudders*
 
good sandwich, agree with the jaffa cake comment.

no food in the flat, this doesn't make me happy.. need to fill the fridge
 
The dog'll smell the cheese the minute I open the fridge.

Surely will take less than a minute? A whole minute to play with, what sort of rubbish ninja are you, anyway? In fact, what sort of rubbish dog takes a minute to smell the smelliest of all foods evar? Wait, so you're girlfriend sleeps downstairs with the animals? And what the hell is wrong with this guys wallpaper? These and other ludicrous 'whacky' questions brought to you by a mildly drunk and quite tired Robosapien.
 
I admit, I'm no ninja, I'd probably fall down the stairs...

I'm jsut giving myself silly excuses to not go touch the cheese.
 
I admit, I'm no ninja, I'd probably fall down the stairs...

I'm jsut giving myself silly excuses to not go touch the cheese.

Have you tried cheese with christmas cake? Someone told me it was 'da bomb', but when I tried it I couldn't say that it was, 'da bomb'. Perhaps I needed to eat a bit of Christmas cake without the cheese to see how the cheese later 'offset' the flavour, but straight up y'all, made effin' 'owt difference to me. Probabally because I was slightly merry at the time actually...Anyone fancy a kebab?
 
Surely will take less than a minute? A whole minute to play with, what sort of rubbish ninja are you, anyway? In fact, what sort of rubbish dog takes a minute to smell the smelliest of all foods evar? Wait, so you're girlfriend sleeps downstairs with the animals? And what the hell is wrong with this guys wallpaper? These and other ludicrous 'whacky' questions brought to you by a mildly drunk and quite tired Robosapien.

Quoted for best post in this thread :D
 
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