Girl Matters

Tom0 said:
Oh you went there!

Still, thats pretty damn pricey for chips.
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i'm afraid that the local kebab house, £1.30 for medium chips! £1.70 for large!

yet you go to the fish and chip shop and they are 90p for medium, £1 for large!

Reason the kebab house is used id because the chippie usually shuts by 10 or 11
 
Just do the old tried and trusted method of whacking your schlong into her lap and say "what do you think of that then" If she doesn't want a piece there and then, she is either a lesbian or you have a small knob.

Either of these scenarios will require the use of Chloroform as you have to get her to ingest the Rohypnol. I also find that you can detect Rohypnol in the blood stream days later, so there will be evidence if she suspects anything.
 
mejinks said:
Just do the old tried and trusted method of whacking your schlong into her lap and say "what do you think of that then" If she doesn't want a piece there and then, she is either a lesbian or you have a small knob.
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ROFL - mejinks that's genius!!! reminds me of the doctor joke "it's swollen" hahahaha!!!

Either of these scenarios will require the use of Chloroform as you have to get her to ingest the Rohypnol. I also find that you can detect Rohypnol in the blood stream days later, so there will be evidence if she suspects anything.
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This man speaketh the truth...
 
Just be ALPHA about it!!!

Get out of the car, smash the windscreen in, beat your chest, then drag her out of the car and into the woods by her hair!
 
Was it really a wise decision to ask for serious advice on here?!

Turn up in her front room, in a db9. Girls love spontinuity. ( if that is a word...)
 
run her over (lightly, if there is a way of knocking someone down lightly) have your wicked way with her and then call an ambulance, dont even have to give her a lift then


dont forget to take your £1.30 thou
 
erm you could just learn to chat a girl up! Drive slowly they arent impressed with how quick you are (if you know what i mean!)

good luck lol!

(god i hope he doesnt go and do this otherwise you guys will be in the s*** haha!)
 
ok try this ask her if she will have sex with you for 100 pounds if she says no then try 200 if the answer is still no then offer 1000 ? most girls crack by this time if still no joy offer 1000000 and she will say yes > This is the important part commimg up < Say to her now we have worked out what you are we just need to agree on a price.
 
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