Chuck working for the coast guard.

[singist]

Recent news article regarding a French boat sinking with loss of life so not really too funny; just couldn't help noticing the name:

"Coastguards at Falmouth were contacted by French authorities and the first helicopter from Culdrose was scrambled at about 0730 GMT.

Helicopter pilot Lt Chuck Norris said:...."

 

[malfunkshun]

When Chuck Norris is working for the CoastGuard he doesn't pull people from the sea, he pushes the sea away from people...

 

[Azza]

When Chuck Norris is working for the CoastGuard he doesn't pull people from the sea, he pushes the sea away from people...

LOL

 

[Jimmeh]

ROFL

 

[Cupra]

When Chuck Norris is working for the CoastGuard he doesn't pull people from the sea, he pushes the sea away from people...

while doing that exercise thing, that i stupidly bought

 

[malfunkshun]

while doing tha walking exercise thing, that i stupidly bought

Eh? care to elaborate?

 

[SexyGreyFox]

When Chuck Norris is working for the CoastGuard he doesn't pull people from the sea, he pushes the sea away from people...

Chuck has just released a statement saying that he does not have the power of Moses.

 

[SideWinder]

malfunkshun has soooo stolen this thread.

 

[Cupra]

Eh? care to elaborate?

 

[malfunkshun]

Chuck has just released a statement saying that he does not have the power of Moses.

Apparently this is because Chuck Norris doesnt need a miracle to part the sea, he walks in and the sea gets the **** out of his way

 

[Azza]

Apparently this is because Chuck Norris doesnt need a miracle to part the sea, he walks in and the sea gets the **** out of his way

Even bigger LOL.

 

[Helium_Junkie]

Nice

When Chuck Norris went fishing, he came back with a bucket of submarines.