Become a Ninja

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I just come accross this website. You can order a 3CD audio set which will tell you "The Astonishing Secrets Of The Most Respected ...Most Knowledgeable ...And Most Dangerous Ninja In The World!"

"Learn how to see in the dark as if you had night vision goggles."

"How to use common houseold items as weapons, in case you ever get home invaded."

"Discover how to use physics to "run up walls". You've probably seen this in movies, but until now no one has told you exactly HOW to do it."

It's hilarious, take a look.
:D
 
I know someone (she's a bit not right in the head) who left school to go to ninja school in china or japan or somewhere. Strange girl.
 
My mate used to have a ninja book, which (in all seriousness) taught you how to jump over 12 foot walls and climb flat walls etc.

It's very easy. To jump over a 12 foot wall, you first dig a 2 foot hole in your garden. You then jump out of it 1000 times a day. After a month you dig a bit more, another inch or so. Continue jumping another 1000 jumps every day.

After 10 years of doing this your hole will be 12 feet deep. And you'll be jumping like a ninja.
 
banja said:
My mate used to have a ninja book, which (in all seriousness) taught you how to jump over 12 foot walls and climb flat walls etc.

It's very easy. To jump over a 12 foot wall, you first dig a 2 foot hole in your garden. You then jump out of it 1000 times a day. After a month you dig a bit more, another inch or so. Continue jumping another 1000 jumps every day.

After 10 years of doing this your hole will be 12 feet deep. And you'll be jumping like a ninja.
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Yeah, but if I'm now standing in a 12 foot deep hole the top of the wall is now 24 feet above me. Not very well though out if you ask me :p
 
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