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Nix

Nix

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Just an idea for a bit of banter :p

Suppose you had to write a very serious scientific paper (I know many of you already have had experience with this) and you were allowed to name the subsequent chapters after anything you liked. What would you put? You can use anything you like, quotations, humour, anything!

Basic structure would be as follows:

Chapter 1: Introduction
Chapter 2: Lit. Review
Chapter 3: Methodologies
Chapter 4: Evaluation
Chapter 5: Conclusion
Chapter 6: References

Some examples:

Chapter 1: Genesis

Chapter 2: Some old Celtic ********

Chapter 3: Revenge of the Sith

Chapter 4: WARNING: Do not look into laser with remaining eye!

Chapter 5: The Money Shot

Chapter 6: When you are a student, it's called plagiarism; when you are a professor, it's called scholarship.
 
Chapter 1: Prologue
Chapter 2: Mein Kampf
Chapter 3: Raiders of the Lost Ark
Chapter 4: Realisation of failure
Chapter 5: Suicide note
Chapter 6: My number 1 fan


tbh Nix, i'm not sure i get it still, even after you explained on MSN :p
 
Chapter 1: Prologue
Chapter 2: Definition of jobsworth explained
Chapter 3: What is jobsworth
Chapter 4: Examples of jobsworth people
Chapter 5: Different Contexts of jobsworth used
Chapter 6: My number 1 jobsworth

:p ahh

Still iffy on what the thread wants, how about a re phrase of it ?
 
:p ahh

Still iffy on what the thread wants, how about a re phrase of it ?

Well, you know in books how they always have titles for their chapters such as 'The great ape' or 'Spirals and declines', or something more simple along the lines of 'Setting the scene'. Basically, imagine you're allowed to write whatever you want for the title; have a little fun.

Imagine it was your dissertation or thesis you were about to hand in. What titles would be completely inappropriate?

Does that explain it a little better? :(
 
I can't help it if some individuals, such as yourself cannot grasp simple concepts. Do yourself a favour and crawl back under the rock you came from.
I love you too :)

I didn't mean offence, just seems like a very odd topic. Granted at 2am I couldn't come up with anything better!
 
Chapter 1: Hypothesis and introduction
Chapter 2: Will it float?
Chapter 3: Results and analysis
Chapter 4: Conclusion
Chapter 5: Paul Schaffer and the CBS orchestra
 
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