US Government to change its Seal

platypus · 23 Jan 2008 at 15:13

The US government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Scania · 23 Jan 2008 at 15:14

platypus said:
The US government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Crap post.

MajorMaccas · 23 Jan 2008 at 15:15

But oh so funny/true

Morba · 23 Jan 2008 at 15:15

Could have atleast amended it to be more Labour orientated..

do_ron_ron · 23 Jan 2008 at 15:16

platypus said:
The US government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Spot on.

The Dread Pirate · 23 Jan 2008 at 15:28

Mat · 23 Jan 2008 at 15:29

I think they should leave it as an eagle tbh.

me227 · 23 Jan 2008 at 16:00

Source?

Grandmaster Fap! · 23 Jan 2008 at 16:30

Pick on your own **** government instead of picking on ours you muppets

Majago · 23 Jan 2008 at 16:32

I find it hard to believe they would do this.

ScarySquirrel · 23 Jan 2008 at 16:43

Bad idea imo.

Burnsy2023 · 23 Jan 2008 at 16:49

Majago said:
I find it hard to believe they would do this.

Indeed, I too am sceptical.

Burnsy

Gas Panic! · 23 Jan 2008 at 16:52

Majago said:
I find it hard to believe they would do this.

Hahaha. This was actually funnier than the original post.

Majago · 23 Jan 2008 at 16:53

Rivey said:
Hahaha. This was actually funnier than the original post.

As long as it is noted that the reply was not made in seriousness

doofer · 23 Jan 2008 at 16:55

The original was to be a Turkey not an Eagle. Given the current state of the US I think the original Turkey would be far more apt.

Gas Panic! · 23 Jan 2008 at 16:56

I was laughing at your obvious use of innuendo.

Majago · 23 Jan 2008 at 17:00

Rivey said:
I was laughing at your obvious use of innuendo.

*Moangroan* · 23 Jan 2008 at 17:04

What could englands new emblem be a turd.

me227 · 23 Jan 2008 at 17:06

*Moangroan* said:
What could englands new emblem be a turd.

If its just England then yeah.