Fridays Funny*

Hi Guys

This is what you do when retired.

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went to Worthing and
went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came
out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and
said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored
us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared
at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.

So my wife called him a ****head. He finished the second ticket and
put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third
ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the
more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's
important at our age.
 
Police reports show that the first shipment of Viagra was received at an airport in Birmingham. It was hi-jacked at a UPS terminal by a gang of thieves that wore masks.


The police warn that they may be hardened criminals.
 
iviv said:
Police reports show that the first shipment of Viagra was received at an airport in Birmingham. It was hi-jacked at a UPS terminal by a gang of thieves that wore masks.


The police warn that they may be hardened criminals.
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Gonna give them stiff sentences, I suspect.
 
After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, Scottish scientists
found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion
that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years
ago.


Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, English
scientists dug to a depth of 20 meters, and shortly after, headlines in the
UK newspapers read: 'British archaeologists have found traces of 200 year
old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an
advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the
Scots


'One week later, 'The Kerryman,' a southwest Irish newsletter, reported the
following: 'After digging as deep as 30 meters in peat bog near Tralee,
Paddy O'Droll, a self taught archaeologist, reported that he found
absolutely nothing. Paddy has therefore concluded that 300 years ago Ireland
had already gone wireless.'
 
iamdjdz said:
After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, Scottish scientists
found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion
that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years
ago.


Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, English
scientists dug to a depth of 20 meters, and shortly after, headlines in the
UK newspapers read: 'British archaeologists have found traces of 200 year
old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an
advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the
Scots


that's been said already..it was the opening post of last friday:
http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17830240&highlight=startername_A2Z
'One week later, 'The Kerryman,' a southwest Irish newsletter, reported the
following: 'After digging as deep as 30 meters in peat bog near Tralee,
Paddy O'Droll, a self taught archaeologist, reported that he found
absolutely nothing. Paddy has therefore concluded that 300 years ago Ireland
had already gone wireless.'
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