I saw Peaches Geldof today

["andy"]

Is that what DJ's do then? They make it look so easy don't they?

no that really is EXACTLY what peaches geldof does...

better than peter hook i guess... he doesnt even press play he pretends to be DJing while a premixed cd is being played

it should be made illegal imo

 

[Robosapien]

Who's Peaches Geldof?

 

[Vonhelmet]

He wanted to be with common people, like you?

That's a truly awesome cover.

 

[MarcLister]

Who's Peaches Geldof?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peaches_Geldof.

Daughter of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Geldof and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paula_Yates

A pic, http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/li...ews.html?in_article_id=492759&in_page_id=1773

That's a truly awesome cover.

It is.

 

[the_candyman]

I snogged Gail Porter!

Oh what? How did that happen? She was'nt out on the pull was she?

 

[MarcLister]

Oh what? How did that happen? She was'nt out on the pull was she?

More importantly, before or after?

 

[Biohazard]

Oh what? How did that happen? She was'nt out on the pull was she?

No, before she became famous she was a Bar Maid in Portobello, Edinburgh. Right round the corner from my folks place at the time!

 

[Biohazard]

More importantly, before or after?

Before, fool!

 

[wez130]

I've cooked for Gary Pallister and his missus, and also Patrick Moore, Roy chubby Brown comes in ym pub quite often, though that;s nothing to be proud of.

 

[MarcLister]

Before, fool!

Glad you knew what I meant.

 

[anything-but]

I`m a courier and just before xmas i had to deliver something to holly willoughby`s gaff.....and she answered the door in a long red satin dressing gown!

Let`s just say i was a bit uncomfortable on the bike for a few hours after that

 

[the_candyman]

Sweet. So how did you guy's end up snogging?

 

[Biohazard]

Glad you knew what I meant.

I actually met her again in Sainsburys about a year ago, I spoke to her briefly but she looked so bloated just due to the lack of hair.

She was stunning when I was younger, she really stood out.

 

[Biohazard]

Sweet. So how did you guy's end up snogging?

I tripped and fell?

 

[Gaygle]

Orlando Bloom is around on my campus sometimes. Apparently his mum helps out a lot with the drama and productions at my uni!

 

[Biohazard]

Orlando Bloom is around on my campus sometimes. Apparently his mum helps out a lot with the drama and productions at my uni!

Dress as an Orc!

Chase after him!

 

[MarcLister]

Dress as an Orc!

Chase after him!

Nah dress up as Jack Sparrow and then chase him around the campus.

I`m a courier and just before xmas i had to deliver something to holly willoughby`s gaff.....and she answered the door in a long red satin dressing gown!

Let`s just say i was a bit uncomfortable on the bike for a few hours after that

I can quite imagine.

I actually met her again in Sainsburys about a year ago, I spoke to her briefly but she looked so bloated just due to the lack of hair.

She was stunning when I was younger, she really stood out.

Yeah she was stunning. Fit as when she was on TV and in that FHM on Parliament stunt.

 

[the_candyman]

I tripped and fell?

Generally happens in a pub

 

[Gaygle]

Dress as an Orc!

Chase after him!

Unfortunately i have lost my Orc costume

 

[Yeggstry]

Out of interest in that situation how did you react? Did you smirk or anything?

I did smirk, but it was the smart alec behind him in the queue who said something related to Red Dwarf - something like "smeg!" but he didn't seem too impressed so I didn't say anything smart.

I wouldn't want to try a scouse accent since I can't pull it off, I've got a "posh" sounding voice and if I tried it I'd be headbutted by the nearest scouser :/