The Escapist : Umbrella Chronicles

That guy is just a moron! What kind of gamer would **** off every "big" game that comes out?!

Just watch the video and listen to the type of gamer that would **** of every big game that comes out (or at least the ones he feels need to be reviewed) :cool:
 
He says himself in his bioshock review that when he praised psychonaughts he got slated, so from then on he was going to just pick apart every game and look for the good (rubbish) bits.
 
1) You're missing the point - it's very funny.
2) No game is perfect - he's just picking out the flaws.

Echo - and some of the flaws might be personal opinions (i.e. his views on RPGs) but most flaws he picks out are very true, yet people can still enjoy the game by looking at the positive side and weighing it out.
 
Aye it would likely only upset fanboys of said game. I think most people can appreciate flaws in games no matter how good a game it is.

I thought the Crysis one is really funny :D.
 
Aye it would likely only upset fanboys of said game. I think most people can appreciate flaws in games no matter how good a game it is.

I thought the Crysis one is really funny :D.

Aye, the fact he can construct an explicitly long sentence with really in depth words and then come up with the text "im a riter" makes me laugh out loud. i think its mainly a mixture of the comedy scetches, great commentary and fantastic facts that you know are true.
 
Any games review that references Captain Planet gets a thumbs up from me.

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I think his reviews are really funny - although I'm not sure if you allowed to link to them in this forum as they do contain some rather naughty language!
 
I love the line about how everyone tells you their life story as if your filming a documentary on the Mass Effect review. Also how all the races are basically just having a willy waving contest. Both points so true :D
 
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