Is anyone's GF an escort?

YZFAndy · 2 Feb 2008 at 19:28

My ex became an escort and our relationship ended the moment she did.

An "escort" is just a legal way to advertise prostitution. No man is actually after an "escort", they are after discrete private sex that isn't a criminal offence because the money changing hands is for "escorting" and not sex.

I don't know how serious you are with this girl but from first hand experience it wont work and will eat you up inside. My relationship was a year and a half old and she had a child that I, more or less had been a parent to from the age of 4 months old.
If she really believes that she's just going to be giving company to a lonely guy or things along that nature she's in for a big shock, maybe even a dangerous one.

furnace · 2 Feb 2008 at 19:41

The answers probably pretty obvious by now, but, no. Don't let her do it.

Scuzi · 2 Feb 2008 at 20:01

Totality said:
UPDATE: Still havent got to speak to her as she's with her mum again. Shes been with her mum every evening for the last week which is rather strange. She's saying that her mum needs company leading up to valentines day as shes single so she has to spend every evening round there. Its almost 3 weeks away though!

Beginning to wonder if she started escorting a week ago??? Gonna have to see if I can catch her at it. Problem is I dont know where her mum lives if shes even there and beginning to lose interest now as its hassle. She was out today in Ann Summers apparently buying "Clothes" and "Toys" and is claiming that theyre for personal use. WTF shes never been into that stuff before!

Sigh

This post leads me to believe that you are full of faeces, specifically of the bull variety.

azamc · 2 Feb 2008 at 20:04

this thread had any pics yet?

Ripper · 2 Feb 2008 at 20:06

If you have this much free time maybe you should write a novel, you can be fictional in that too.

Gilly · 2 Feb 2008 at 20:07

Still calling shenanigans.

poopots · 2 Feb 2008 at 20:07

Jokester said:
I had a mate at uni that did it, though he never slept with any women, he was offerred money to do it by several on the night. And by the way, hot women are rarely the ones that resort to male escorts.

I'd assume they'd be either old, ugly or fat anyway. I don't think that'd put me off too much though... As long as it pays well i'd seriously consider it. Just wouldn't want future employers to find out.

Gilly · 2 Feb 2008 at 20:07

poopots said:
I'd assume they'd be either old, ugly or fat anyway. I don't think that'd put me off too much though... As long as it pays well i'd seriously consider it. Just wouldn't want future employers to find out.

Or all three.

neodude · 2 Feb 2008 at 20:14

Scuzi said:
This post leads me to believe that you are full of faeces, specifically of the bull variety.

Agreed.

G|mp · 2 Feb 2008 at 20:19

He's gotta be a WUM

Willis · 2 Feb 2008 at 20:24

Totality said:
She was out today in Ann Summers apparently buying "Clothes" and "Toys" and is claiming that theyre for personal use. WTF shes never been into that stuff before!

Sigh

Well get ready mate because its going to get far worse, the end bit of the film requiem for a dream comes to mind

DannyW · 2 Feb 2008 at 20:27

id dump her just for even suggesting that tbh.. BUT..

she could get about £150 an hour depending on how nice she is and what she'll do

potential to make £5k+ a week

Tefal · 2 Feb 2008 at 20:28

Willis said:
Well get ready mate because its going to get far worse, the end bit of the film requiem for a dream comes to mind

[Dodgy Asian accent] ASS TO ASS!!!![/dodgy Asian accent]

Willis · 2 Feb 2008 at 20:31

Tefal said:
[Dodgy Asian accent] ASS TO ASS!!!![/dodgy Asian accent]

feeeeeeew might want to edit that, bit close to the mark

Tefal · 2 Feb 2008 at 20:33

Willis said:
feeeeeeew might want to edit that, bit close to the mark

so you quoted it?

Jonners · 2 Feb 2008 at 20:36

DannyW said:
id dump her just for even suggesting that tbh.. BUT..

she could get about £150 an hour depending on how nice she is and what she'll do

potential to make £5k+ a week

Or become washed up and end up in a parlour making £60-70 after the owner has had their cut.

Still not bad for an hours work.

DannyW · 2 Feb 2008 at 20:38

Tupac said:
Or become washed up and end up in a parlour making £60-70 after the owner has had their cut.

Still not bad for an hours work.

as said just a quick google search shows many escort sites with them advertising privately

Willis · 2 Feb 2008 at 20:38

Tefal said:
so you quoted it?

Yeh i know but if you seen it you know what i'm on about i didnt give details lol

Jonners · 2 Feb 2008 at 20:39

DannyW said:
as said just a quick google search shows many escort sites with them advertising privately

Oh yes, I wonder how I know

Angilion · 2 Feb 2008 at 20:56

The question is - do you mind your girlfriend being paid to have sex with other men?

I'd advise taking legal advise on the subject because it might be illegal for you to benefit from her earnings. Prostitition is legal, but pretty much everything connected with it is illegal. I think there is a still a crime of "living off immoral earnings" and that it might be considered to apply to you gaining from your girlfriend's earnings as a prostitute.

And yes, I do mean "prostitute". "Escort" just means "a prostitute who is not working the low end of the market" or "a prostitute who doesn't want to admit it". There are some escorts who are not prostitutes, but they have to at home in any social situation and be outstandingly good company for wealthy people. That would require a good education, a broad range of knowledge of current issues, exceptional charisma and exceptional people skills. Why else would anyone pay hundreds of pounds for a person's company for a few hours?