23% of Britons Say Churchill was a Myth

[jackthezipper]

Sherlock Holmes was real guys, I've seen him on the TV.

Lies. He's based purely on the legendary Basil, the great mouse detective. Now he was real.

 

[Orcish-Horde]

Maybe they polled Poles?

Lamppoles?

 

[stevenazari1]

ok I'll make it even easier on you .................

A new study has shown that a whopping 25% of people in Britain believe Prime Minister Sir Winston Churchill was a myth, while the majority of those questioned in the poll believed Sherlock Holmes to be real.

Another large amount of people believe Indian leader Mahatma Ghandi, one of Britain's greatest novelists Charles Dickens and the Duke of Wellington, who beat Napoleon at Waterloo, were also made up.

3,000 people took part in the poll.

it said 25% of people in britain. it is saying there was 3000 people in the pole.
add another 3000 people and the pole would have said 50% of people in britain. and another 3000 and they would have said 75% of people in britain, add another 3000 and it would say 100% of people in britain.....

do you understand what Im getting at now?.............

 

[Fraggr]

The difference is we did it for a laugh.

They might have been doing it for a laugh as well...

 

[Stelly]

my god, I really do worry about this country, I wonder how many of those 23% were born in the UK?

Stelly

 

[Azza]

Well its not 23% of Britons... its 23% percent of 3000 people which is like 750 people who are complete and utter tools.

 

[stevenazari1]

my god, I really do worry about this country, I wonder how many of those 23% were born in the UK?

Stelly

why 23%?

bet they were all english.... ah those english, I got one, cost me a bit, but it has a cage, some toys to keep it busy, and a book to draw. its not much of a life but.... what can you do? he was born english.

 

[yantorsen]

ok I'll make it even easier on you .................



it said 25% of people in britain. it is saying there was 3000 people in the pole.
add another 3000 people and the pole would have said 50% of people in britain. and another 3000 and they would have said 75% of people in britain, add another 3000 and it would say 100% of people in britain.....

do you understand what Im getting at now?.............

lol, are you acting dum?

 

[Spuds]

I wonder how they managed to only poll Britons too in our multicultural society, unless the first question was 'Are you British, if so can you answer these questions please' unlikely really

Naa, they aren't allowed to ask that question as it may offend someone who isn't British

 

[yantorsen]

why 23%?

lol, he meant 25%, but do you see how I'm right now? and how you've made a complete tool of yourself?

 

[stevenazari1]

lol, are you acting dum?

Im merely playing with words.

 

[yantorsen]

Im merely playing with words.

are you going to try and pass it off as a joke now?

 

[stevenazari1]

are you going to try and pass it off as a joke now?

hey if you dont get it I understand

 

[yantorsen]

hey if you dont get it I understand

enlighten me.

 

[stevenazari1]

enlighten me.

didnt I just? 3 times?

 

[yantorsen]

didnt I just? 3 times?

erm.... no?

 

[Biohazard]

I know what he means, sort of.

 

[stevenazari1]

erm.... no?

 

[Yrkoon]

They probably polled 3000 neds tbh.

edit : a ned would not know what a churchill was even if he bit him in the ankle

 

[romperstomper]

Having claimed benefits before I know you need a certain number of tax credits that equate to x amount of months of work and x amount of national insurance contributions. .

The benefit that you are referring to is unemployment benefit (job seekers),the rest are free to anyone including housing benefit ,why do you think the UK is the number 1 destination for immigrants !