How much toilet paper do we get through a year?

Bengaboy · 7 Feb 2008 at 01:28

I just had an amazing dump - been storing it for >>>3<<< days!

Wasnt a slip and slide on the outside either, this was some messy wipe x 25 stuff...

Which got me thinking...

We must be using (wildwide) 4538758 bajillion, megazillion (ish) tonnes of bog roll a year. Now you cant recycle toilet paper, so we must be using a mass amount of trees for the stuff.

Why hasnt anyone made a new way of wiping the shizale away?

Just think, next time you go for a dump, you are contributing to global warming.

Random thread aint it

Mr.Bon · 7 Feb 2008 at 01:37

LOL 3 days

Haiku · 7 Feb 2008 at 01:47

Three days? It doesn't even bear thinking about. :eek:

More importantly, do you scrunch your toilet paper or do you fold it? I was appalled when I first saw someone using the scrunch technique.

Bengaboy · 7 Feb 2008 at 01:50

Im a fold kind of person, the only time I seen anyone use the dreaded scrunch technique is on the borat movie when hes at that dinner party and the woman shows him how to wipe up

Tefal · 7 Feb 2008 at 01:51

You people fold your toilet roll? O.o

Ken · 7 Feb 2008 at 01:54

I just lay the toilet paper on the banister and and slide down it. Much easier.

Bengaboy · 7 Feb 2008 at 01:57

Ken said:
I just lay the toilet paper on the banister and and slide down it. Much easier.

made me lol

Slinky1989 · 7 Feb 2008 at 02:00

must be folded so at least 4 sheets thick

that way, any tearage that occurs will not land your fingers in your poo.

Lydzor · 7 Feb 2008 at 02:11

justinwilkin said:
must be folded so at least 4 sheets thick that way, any tearage that occurs will not land your fingers in your poo.

Two is fine i reckon, just don't rub so hard.

One is of course impossible with a proper turdage.

Scuzi · 7 Feb 2008 at 02:14

Tefal said:
You people fold your toilet roll? O.o

Any other way does not clean properly and is disgusting. You go around smelling of ass and don't even realise it.

PureAppleJuice · 7 Feb 2008 at 02:32

Scuzi said:
Any other way does not clean properly and is disgusting. You go around smelling of ass and don't even realise it.

rofl!

jak731 · 7 Feb 2008 at 03:05

Some people use water, i myself prefer the old double fold.

Psycho Sonny · 7 Feb 2008 at 03:07

jak731 said:
Some people use water, i myself prefer the old double fold.

water is the only way to get your ass clean, using just paper is disgusting

jak731 · 7 Feb 2008 at 03:09

Lol @ thread

water is the only way to get your ass clean, using just paper is disgusting

How do you not get poo filled water to not run down your leg though?

stude1983 · 7 Feb 2008 at 03:10

man i bet you felt lighter after.

Van Hellseek · 7 Feb 2008 at 03:11

I swear... the way women use toilet paper makes the rainforests cry.

Men : Use 2-3 pieces, then put in toilet after usage. Repeat as appropriate.

Women : Grab first piece of toilet paper. Pull as hard as possible, and watch as the roll spins 30+ times. Then use the handfuls of paper to "mop" necessary areas.

End result : Women use -at least- 10 times more toilet paper than men.

jak731 · 7 Feb 2008 at 03:12

End result : Women use at least 10 times more toilet paper than men.

riddler · 7 Feb 2008 at 03:13

I didn't even know a scrunch technique existed till i visited this thread.

CoreRipOffDuo · 7 Feb 2008 at 03:19

People actually think about this stuff, then consider it a thread worthy topic...?

Van Hellseek · 7 Feb 2008 at 03:35

CoreRipOffDuo said:
People actually think about this stuff, then consider it a thread worthy topic...?

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