How much toilet paper do we get through a year?

[JodieO]

I'm glad I'd finished eating before reading this.

 

[JaffaJedi]

water is the only way to get your ass clean, using just paper is disgusting

I cant get my backside that far into the toilet to use water

 

[Stinky]

im a folding man me

scruching is just wrong

 

[The Dread Pirate]

I still dont get the whole 3 sea shells thing from demolition man

Yeah how does it work?

 

[badbob]

Any other way does not clean properly and is disgusting. You go around smelling of ass and don't even realise it.

What if you use a pressue washer on your ass

 

[Scuzi]

What if you use a pressue washer on your ass

Then you are a homosexual with a sick fetish.

You can't beat the good old four sheet fold.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

What if you use a pressue washer on your ass

Then you'd have to mop up the blood after

 

[Pookie Bear]

You sound like Sheryl bloody Crow.

I've not heard that song

 

[Haiku]

^ What an appropriate username.

 

[badbob]

Then you are a homosexual with a sick fetish.

Have a clean bum though

 

[Hostile_18]

I'd never heard of folding till this thread lol. Seems awfully lady like lol.

 

[Bengaboy]

I'd never heard of folding till this thread lol. Seems awfully lady like lol.

Oh dear, one that adopts the scrunch method...have you no shame...

 

[Hostile_18]

I've been inspired! I might make a toilet roll paper airplane see if that can make a successful touch down next.

 

[lordrobs]

We could use a lot less toilet paper if we changed our diets. For all the processed rubbish we eat, this is a knock on effect. 3-day poos and messy wipes.

If we ate a good high fibre diet, the the waste should fall easily out of you 2-3 times a day and the only paper you'll need would be to dab the corner of your starfish to clear any potential fecal matter or mop up any 'eau de toilet' splashback. 6 sheets a day maximum.

You sound like the original turd burgler 'Dr' Gillian McKeith.

3 dumps a day? I haven't got time for all that

 

[Mat]

3 Weetabix in the mornings and a banana mid morning works wonders I find.

 

[jakeke]

Three days? It doesn't even bear thinking about.

More importantly, do you scrunch your toilet paper or do you fold it? I was appalled when I first saw someone using the scrunch technique.

You watched somebody wipe their ass?

 

[Mat]

You watched somebody wipe their ass?

Lol, how did we all miss that comment?

 

[JodieO]

We could use a lot less toilet paper if we changed our diets. For all the processed rubbish we eat, this is a knock on effect. 3-day poos and messy wipes.

If we ate a good high fibre diet, the the waste should fall easily out of you 2-3 times a day and the only paper you'll need would be to dab the corner of your starfish to clear any potential fecal matter or mop up any 'eau de toilet' splashback. 6 sheets a day maximum.

What about people with hairy bums? The poo would surely stick a bit on the way past hence requiring more loo roll? I can't believe I'm having this conversation.

 

[lordrobs]

What about people with hairy bums? The poo would surely stick a bit on the way past hence requiring more loo roll?

You sicken me

 

[Van Hellseek]

What about people with hairy bums? The poo would surely stick a bit on the way past hence requiring more loo roll? I can't believe I'm having this conversation.

Save the rainforests - wax your crack.