How much toilet paper do we get through a year?

Stinky · 7 Feb 2008 at 16:57

not good when your fingure penitrates the paper :eek:

!bluetonic! · 7 Feb 2008 at 16:59

JodieG said:
What about people with hairy bums? The poo would surely stick a bit on the way past hence requiring more loo roll? I can't believe I'm having this conversation.

Maybe the Government should tax loo-roll. The more you use, the more you pay. If you block the pipe on the way, they'll levy a congestion charge.

shaffaaf27 · 7 Feb 2008 at 17:05

dont forget the tissue used when you're in your "special" alone time

Peter Diffey · 7 Feb 2008 at 17:05

Scuzi said:
Cheap bog roll is crap. It makes your arse sore and your finger goes through it far too easy.

I'm a quilted man myself

What do you think Costco is? Lidl? ROFL

Scuzi · 7 Feb 2008 at 17:06

Peter Diffey said:
What do you think Costco is? Lidl? ROFL

500 rolls for a fiver. £0.01 per roll. I'm sure it's great quality.

Exentia · 7 Feb 2008 at 17:07

Scuzi said:
500 rolls for a fiver. £0.01 per roll. I'm sure it's great quality.

yeah, just shows how much your getting screwed over in shops.

I also bought 4 of the nicest aberdeen angus steaks from the onsite butchers for 20 quid....and theyre about 20 oz each

Scuzi · 7 Feb 2008 at 17:09

How the hell do you fit 500 rolls of bog roll into the car? I bet you get some looks from the neighbours when carrying a pallet of bog roll into the house!

Exentia · 7 Feb 2008 at 17:11

Scuzi said:
How the hell do you fit 500 rolls of bog roll into the car? I bet you get some looks from the neighbours when carrying a pallet of bog roll into the house!

ill admit its a task but i dont have to buy bog roll again

500 isnt that big you know I can lift it on my own

badbob · 7 Feb 2008 at 17:12

Who cares what they think? Pays to buy in bulk...if you want to be ripped off for £10 a single roll go right ahead.

Scuzi · 7 Feb 2008 at 17:15

badbob said:
Who cares what they think? Pays to buy in bulk...if you want to be ripped off for £10 a single roll go right ahead.

For £10 a roll I'd expect it to come with an immigrant to do the wiping for me.

Peter Diffey · 7 Feb 2008 at 17:15

Scuzi said:
500 rolls for a fiver. £0.01 per roll. I'm sure it's great quality.

They sell Andrex etc I beleive, only the best stuff you'd find.

shaffaaf27 · 7 Feb 2008 at 17:17

Scuzi said:
For £10 a roll I'd expect it to come with an immigrant to do the wiping for me.

dont forget a kitchen sink

Ghosteh · 7 Feb 2008 at 17:31

I could get one to last about 3-4 weeks, my mate managed to get though a 6 pack a week, he's got IBS though, so sucks to be him lol.

gillywibble · 7 Feb 2008 at 18:29

The problem with questions like folding or scrunching is due to a lack of education in schools.

Nobody teaches our children properly. A simple video followed by a short test would result in much better anal hygiene.

Oh and by the way, don't forget to wipe down a couple of times.

shaffaaf27 · 7 Feb 2008 at 19:18

Gillywibble said:
The problem with questions like folding or scrunching is due to a lack of education in schools.

Nobody teaches our children properly. A simple video followed by a short test would result in much better anal hygiene.

Oh and by the way, don't forget to wipe down a couple of times.

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i think its the parents fault. i mean as kids, is the parents responsibility.