Stood up to a chavette insulting my girlfriend in Morrisons

I felt more unsafe in downtown St Louis than anywhere I've ever been in the UK. Everytime I left my hotel I would be approached by youths wanting money.

Well thats just one part, unfortunately it appears the whole of england is this way. and even then, I bet they didn't insult you, follow you around and attempt to get their brothers on you?
 
it appears the whole of england is this way


I've never experienced anything like this in the countryside of the southwest (somerset, devon, cornwall). The more 'savage' headlines in the areas I've lived are usually similar to "coldframe theft!", "Lollypop Man cursed by impatient driver" and "Giant cheese injures spectator"...

Chavs are just too frightened of country-folk :D
 
Have to admit, I'd have probably done the same as you - what am I saying, I did just that the other month in Morrisons. :D:D

It seems you either have to be pregnant, a chav or an immigrant to have rights in this country.

Oh basmic you're SO HILARIOUS

OP: Haha excellent you stood up to that cow. The chavette was clearly envious of your gf \o/
 
Well thats just one part, unfortunately it appears the whole of england is this way. and even then, I bet they didn't insult you, follow you around and attempt to get their brothers on you?

It seems to me that it's mostly larger cities such as liverpool, birmingham, london etc. It also seems that your view of england is as misrepresented as englands view of america is.
 
We had an incident with 2 chavs and a chavette in town the other week:
We were walking through town and could hear one of the chavs walking towards us banging on about "if one more person walks into him he's going to blah blah blah", then the other chav stops in front of Syph and signals for Syph to walk around him!
To which Syph just stood there until I dragged him away saying that the guy just wasn't worth it!
To be honest it was clear they were looking for a fight and hopefully they got one and lost, but I was worried that these kind of people can't usually win a fight so usually carry a weapon of some sort!
I hate the world with live in today and it worries me how bad it will be by the time our little girl is a teenager!?!

Syph's missus.
 
Well thats just one part, unfortunately it appears the whole of england is this way. and even then, I bet they didn't insult you, follow you around and attempt to get their brothers on you?

The "i'll get my brothers on you!" line always use to make me chuckle when I was younger, because I have six older brothers of my own :D . Not that any member of my family is the fighting kind (unless in self defence).
 
This is why you don't shop at morrisons, i mean their pies are great up north, but anything else nope. it's slightly lower than asda, slightly higher than aldi in the hierarchy to put it into perspective.
 
I looked up to be greeted by one of the most hideous creations I have ever set my eyes on. A tracksuite clad, scrawny, 20 something year old woman with skin and teeth which would give dermatologists and dentists nightmares.

Great description, was it a pink or white tracksuit as well?
 
Just come back from our weekly shop at Morrisons and I'm absolutely fuming.

Its a rather nice day, and my girlfriend is attractive and has a nice figure, so she wore a skirt that came just above her knees.

We were in the dental section getting some tooth paste when I heard a really rough, husky woman talking rather loudly.

I looked up to be greeted by one of the most hideous creations I have ever set my eyes on. A tracksuite clad, scrawny, 20 something year old woman with skin and teeth which would give dermatologists and dentists nightmares. Probably the epitome of what people generally term as a chavette.

I carried on getting my toothpaste and heard her say to my girlfriend "You should put some clothes on you little [insert expletive for female dog]". We ignored her, and as we were walking away, she then repeated herself, this time a little louder.

I would normally ignore something like that, but in this instance I couldn't. I turned round as soon as she had finished her torrent of abuse, and said "You should wear a bag over your head".

After this statement all hell broke loose. The man she was with, who looked too old to be her partner, but too young to be her dad was shouting "[Four letter swearword] you" and she was screaming that she was going to "Get her mates to [four letter swearword] me up].

I'm absolutely astounded on two counts. Firstly she expects to be able to say things like that without retalliation, and secondly that she and her partner then felt the need to exact revenge on us for standing up to them.

Unbelievable, and yet another example of how our benefits system and human rights legislation have created a sub-class of human being

This is why my wife and I stopped shopping in Morrison’s they seem to attract all the freaks and the dregs of society.

Much better in Tesco's never been accosted in there ;)
 
I know you all think I'm just an ignorant or arrogant American but to those of you who have been there, ask yourselves, have you ever come across a gang of disrespectful american youths?

Maybe it's just because I live in the south where we all say yes maam and yes sir but If Englands chav epidemic was to come here, there would be lynching. The law would have no mercy for them and they would all be shot in the face.

you've got to be kidding - every country has them our chavs are, down south, your rednecks - just as we've got council house scum you've got a load of surplus parasites living in trailer parks 'white trash' is another term you guys use to describe the US equivalent of 'chavs'

or in the cities your street gangs would be a good comparison - fine if you're in the financial distrct but go to a bad neighborhood in say Chicago and you've got a higher chance of getting shot
 
you've got to be kidding - every country has them our chavs are, down south, your rednecks - just as we've got council house scum you've got a load of surplus parasites living in trailer parks 'white trash' is another term you guys use to describe the US equivalent of 'chavs'

or in the cities your street gangs would be a good comparison - fine if you're in the financial distrct but go to a bad neighborhood in say Chicago and you've got a higher chance of getting shot

Yeah American has it aswell, your probably get shot if your white and you go to south central LA lol.
 
Shop online? =/ there will be "chavs" wherever you go/shop, and they just want reactions...Im not going to go into "chav" related people or this will go into a debate :D
 
The "i'll get my brothers on you!" line always use to make me chuckle when I was younger, because I have six older brothers of my own :D . Not that any member of my family is the fighting kind (unless in self defence).

i dont think he meant a blood brother :p....some americans referr their friends as their bro's
 
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You have an incorrect view of rednecks. Rednecks are very nice people, they're like the peoples justice group. I live in athens, one of the most redneck places in the south and none of them are disrespectful or loud or ignorant. They leave most people alone however if you get in their face then yes, they will beat you down. They are not racist and they are not disrespectful hooligans. Some of my best friends are rednecks.

Chavs on the other hand. They are scum and no, not every country has them.
 
You have an incorrect view of rednecks. Rednecks are very nice people, they're like the peoples justice group. I live in athens, one of the most redneck places in the south and none of them are disrespectful or loud or ignorant. They leave most people alone however if you get in their face then yes, they will beat you down. They are not racist and they are not disrespectful hooligans. Some of my best friends are rednecks.

Chavs on the other hand. They are scum and no, not every country has them.

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I've never experienced anything like this in the countryside of the southwest (somerset, devon, cornwall). The more 'savage' headlines in the areas I've lived are usually similar to "coldframe theft!", "Lollypop Man cursed by impatient driver" and "Giant cheese injures spectator"...

Chavs are just too frightened of country-folk :D

It isnt really too bad in Colchester, you get the odd gangs of chavs hanging around but unless theyre wasted they never start anything.

I think its mainly the bigger towns and citys that are victim to this epidemic.

And its a bit sweeping to say the whole of England is like this isnt it?
 
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