Mondays Joke

[Sonea Fifer]

Lets hope this one doesn't get deleted:-

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife.Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word he made contact, "Connie....Connie. "

"Is that you, Joe?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"That's wonderful! What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then

it's off to the golf course I have sex again, bath in the warm sun,
and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens) Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to the golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again."

"Oh, Joe you surely must be in Heaven!"



"Not exactly.. I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona."

 

[topgun06]

Ha

 

[gillywibble]

Lets hope this one doesn't get deleted:-

I beg to differ

 

[SideWinder]

Fail etc.

 

[Vonhelmet]

We are not amused.

 

[jas72]

didn't raise a smile here

 

[GarethDW]

Heard it many a time, but unlike a good wine, it doesn't get better with age.

 

[Cr0fty]

Wasn't really a very good ending tbh

 

[Mat]

The joke is inconsistent; its starts off talking about the afterlife but the punchline hinges on the fact that it is in fact reincarnation that is taking place which is a completely different thing. Also, considering the fact that the man is now a rabbit in Arizona, how has he managed to "come back" to tell his wife?

 

[Combat squirrel]

The joke is inconsistent; its starts off talking about the afterlife but the punchline hinges on the fact that it is in fact reincarnation that is taking place which is a completely different thing. Also, considering the fact that the man is now a rabbit in Arizona, how has he managed to "come back" to tell his wife?

LOL wayyy funnier than the joke

 

[Beren]

Actually both made me giggle a little.

But then I am in a silly mood this morning.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

 

[platypus]

The joke is inconsistent; its starts off talking about the afterlife but the punchline hinges on the fact that it is in fact reincarnation that is taking place which is a completely different thing. Also, considering the fact that the man is now a rabbit in Arizona, how has he managed to "come back" to tell his wife?

I wonder if the Dalai Lama knows about this interesting quirk in the reincarnation chain.

 

[Tom0]

Just awful.

I can imagine Frank Carson telling that one.