You Can Blame Gays for Anything These Days

Of course you can. I droped a glass on the way to bed last night then stood on a shard of glass. It's clear to me one of those invisible gays pushed me.
 
What are these people smoking?, in all honesty then I think the doctor who delivered me as a baby must have been gay that is the only explaination I can think of for my illness. And the bar tender must have been a gay who served me the first drink I bought my partner as that has gone all pear shaped. Dam pesky gays, I guess georege bush must be a closet gay he causes all sorts of problems, he must be in bed with osama, oh he is in bed with osama. You can hear the conspiracy theorists crawing out of their padded cells right now lmao.
 
i went to the fridge this morning and found i didnt have any milk
like all rational people i blamed the queers

and we all know whos fault that 16 year old with the 7 kids is
 
I'm always being blamed for all sorts of things by all sorts of people does that mean I'm gay!! :eek:

Bloomin' 'eck I never even thought I might be, I'm off to rent some musicals on DVD and buy a pair of leather chaps :o
 
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