Teen Horrified after Downloading Porn Movie

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AN OHIO teen was severely traumatized after discovering the stars of a downloaded porno flick were none other than his own parents.

Timmy Shannon, 17, recalls the moment that scarred him for life. “I was like five minutes into this porno called Horny House Wives 4, when I thought to myself, ‘Hey, that couch looks exactly like the one I’m sitting on. Oh crap, it is!’ I remember the horror overcoming me when I realized the woman bent over that couch was my mother, and the guy giving it to her was my father. I instantly pulled my pants back up and vomited.”

Timmy’s parents, “Captain Throbberson” and “Gina Jiggles,” as they were credited in the film, believe that their son needs to grow up and get over it.

“Tim’s mother and I are completely comfortable with our sexuality. I think our son’s a little scared he might learn a move or two from his old man.”

While his family seems to be in turmoil, Timmy admits that future family gatherings will probably be a little uncomfortable. “Call me crazy, but it’s going to be pretty hard trying to enjoy a nice Thanksgiving dinner knowing that your parents have probably done it all up and down the dining room table!”
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Dont have the source for this as i got it from another forum, just made me laugh
 
With the amount of porn, and the amount of teenagers watching porn, I'm sure this has happened to someone.
But needless to say the people it ACTUALLY happened to, don't go to a newspaper about it...
 
This is a Classic case of Never let the Truth get in the way of a Good story, I Like it.
The "So I quickly pulled my pants up" bit clinched it for me :p
 
JollyGreen said:
With the amount of porn, and the amount of teenagers watching porn, I'm sure this has happened to someone.
But needless to say the people it ACTUALLY happened to, don't go to a newspaper about it...
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My thoughts exactly. Why the hell would you tell anyone about it? :confused::p
 
I know of a friend walking into a bedroom bursting with "parent love" but not watching a porno of it!!

You could at least kid yourself with the video (it WAS a face edit... it Was a face edit... It WAS!)
 
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