Ever seen a car so bad you were in stitches?

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I came out of tescos and saw some chav boy in a 306, a 1.9d, with 4 massive 5 inch zorsts of powah, a spoilar of doom, a bodykit comprised of filler, an awful sunset paintjob, chicken wire in his bonnet, 20 inch alloys (bad ones).
I just started creasing.
I wanted a picture for barry boys but I'd left my phone in the car (on the other side of the carpark)
It was worse than pretty much anything i'd ever seen in my life.

Anyone else had this?
 
I saw a NICE skyline flooring it with a crappy little puma about 20 seconds behind it screaming the engine off doing like 27 mph. Big spoiler, decals- the lot.

Me and swmbo had a good laugh at that!
 
e36 Bmw with a V6 badge on the back, i felt like printing out a pile of fail pics and then covering the car with them
 
I saw a nice BMW with a BIG air scoop in the middle of the bonnet :(. Me and my driving instructor had a good laugh at it.
 
My mates 106, four exhausts, wide arch kit. Its barryworld monthly winner material.

Ill try and get pics of it. Don't know why he bought it, altough it has only done 36k and he got it for 1800. The springs touch each other though so it just slides out on corners with 17" wheels and cheap rubber.
 
Oh Ive seen a car painted by brush before, complete with bristles in the paint. To be fair though it was just red and not chavved up and an old banger anyway. Still looked awful though.
 
I followed a 216 GTi, which someone had removed the badges on, wrapped them in tinfoil and reapplied.

It also had a comedy exhaust and more chicken wire than was reasonable.
 
Let me be the first to say...

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I laughed out loud last week when I was challenged to a traffic light grand prix by the most tasteless Corsa 1.2 I've ever seen. There's just something funny about a crap car revving like crazy, spitting flames out of the MASSIVE exhaust then pulling away with loads of revs yet only moving forward in a very slow fashion desipite the engine making loads of noise.
 
I was working at a new palce last summer an done of the new lads saw my fiat coupe I used to drive and asked for a look round I showed him it and he said it was a sweet ride etc etc and did I want to see his as he had fitted a dump valve too. It was a peugot with no markings but slammed to the floor with 19 inch wheels and an exhaust like a wheely bin. He opened the boot and showed me the engine. Now I dont know anything about Peugots so I new no better but it had a dump valve which he wanted to show me. Problem is I couldn't hear it very well over the sound of his diesel engine.:D
 
Was walking through town a few weeks back & saw a riced up Nova I think it was massive spoiler, some flames, tinted windows, some awful body kit etc etc & I started laughing which caused the person inside as he stopped out the lights to wind down the window (yup wind...with all the money spent on making it look that bad it still had windy windows) and start to shout abuse down the street. To be honest it just finished the image off perfectly. :D
 
Saw some terrible mk4 astra the other day, had some stupid bodykit from and back with two tone blue/silver paint job iirc and had some quite large alloys but hadnt been lowered so the front of the car was about a foot off the ground, was quite amusing to me anyway.
 
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