Is it just me or... are young girls annoying?

Wiggins said:
I did a Microsoft Office course and was the only bloke in the class out of 25 of us.

To say the least, I was very happy at the way women compete against each other for the males attention ;)
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I bet you didn't miss a class.
 
Azagoth said:
Just wait until you're working in an office environment and you utter the words that none of the air headed bimbos want to hear, "No, because those networking sites are a load of ****ing ****"!
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I've given up trying to explain why Bebo is crap to a lot of my friends :D

Also, a few weeks ago some girl came up to me frantically asking "DID YOU GET THE EMAIL FROM MSN?!?!"
She was referring the old "People have used up all the available hotmail addresses and so you must pay X amount of money to keep using it".

For some reason I actually got very angry with her stupidity :p
 
Try having a 6 year old daughter!

Annoying, frustrating. The most wonderful thing in your life.

And the assumption there is an endless supply of "barbie tokens" :)
 
Megahurtz400 said:
Are girls in school/college/uni (Last two im not so sure about, but i reckon they are) SOOOOOOO annoying?

I cant put my finger on why, they just wind me up with like the whole facebook/bebo/myspace thing and that fact that pictures for them have to rule every event they ever do...

/Rant
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I don't understand your question.

But if you are asking if females in general can be annoying then I'd say yes a gaggle of females can be very annoying, especially if your missus has invited them round for the evening and 3 bottles of wine are drunk.
 
Oxy said:
Fat birds need lovin too!!! In my experience the more you get for the pound, the more grateful they are! Also you don't have to put a lot of effort in...... my perfect girl.....
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Hey, What-Nots, what's happenin?
The Moments, what it is, brother?
Hey let's talk about what we know how to talk about best
And what is that?
Girls
Right on!
Girls, I like 'em fat, I like 'em small
Some skinny, some tall, I got to get to know them all

I know this is true
Big girls need love too
I'm not lyin when I'm talking to you
Skinny girls need somebody to call 'em boo

You got a body that it takes a horny man to appreciate
I'm not the type of guy to trip about your weight
Uh uh, you my plus size princess
It must have took three people to get you in that dress
When I seen your big booty I flip my wig
But everything else about you is just as big
You're built like Jabba the Hut with two butts
One in the back, one in the front
Got my mind on my money and my money on your food
Cause if I don't take you out to eat you'll catch an attitude
I'm no Denzel when it comes to pull
I know you're only with me because I keep you full
I used to come over with condoms to smash in you
But now I bring a snack for you
Twinkies always seem to get your ass in the mood
And when you're done grubbin, we go back to your room
You're so freaky when it's time to get it on
Sometimes we put ketchup on the bed before we bone
If you haven't had a big girl, let me describe it
It's like havin sex with a water bed
But who needs a bed when you're there to lay on
Who needs a pillow when I got your big arm
I love gettin lost inside your big body
I'll let you anything, except ride me

She's double my body weight, double my fun
I'm doubling my pleasure like double mint gum
Double my body weight, double the fun
I'm doubling my pleasure like double mint gum

You got a body that it takes a horny man to appreciate
I'm not the type of guy to trip about your weight
Uh uh, I know why you been skipping dinner
Them white boys been telling you you need to be thinner
I used to get uncomfortable whenever we ate
Cause you would just sit there and stare at the plate
But I been saving hella money since I know what's up
No more dinner dates cause you'll just throw it up
But I still got love for you
Even though I don't know what to do
Everywhere we go people give grub to you
Cause you look like a hungry P.O.W
Sometimes I just feel like leaving
I wanna break up with you but you won't give me a reason
We been together three years, I've never seen you eatin
You're so skinny I can see your heart beatin

You're half the calories and half the fat
But Blueprint still loves you even though your chest is flat
You're half the calories and half the fat
But Blueprint still loves you even though your chest is flat, girl

Ayo, fat girl
Come here, are you ticklish?
Ayo fat girl
Yeah, I called you fat
Ayo fat girl
Ayo fat girl
Ayo fat girl
Look at me, I'm skinny
 
its not just the girls :/ but yes, yes they are VERY annoying

it makes me laugh how some of them prance about like there the next top model, whereas there spare tyre is actually overflowing over there trousers, or the ones who wear tight trousers to try and show off there stick insect "my legs are the same width from angle to waist" look *BLEUGH*

they prance about with there AWFUL music playing off there phones, and there phones NEVER EVER leave there hand, got a pocket? clearly not

those cheap ass coats with the fake furr look so tatty i could probably buy better threads from a east london hobo

they cant speak properly, ennit, innit, wazat, aight meight, blud...........WTF KIND OF LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING!?!?

sorry, bad day at the crap factory and the kids are ******** me off
 
mrbios said:
they prance about with there AWFUL music playing off there phones, and there phones NEVER EVER leave there hand, got a pocket? clearly not

those cheap ass coats with the fake furr look so tatty i could probably buy better threads from a east london hobo

they cant speak properly, ennit, innit, wazat, aight meight, blud...........WTF KIND OF LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING!?!?

sorry, bad day at the crap factory and the kids are ******** me off
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working at a factory? kids with phones playing music, speaking like that, wearing cheap fake fur..?
we're talking about girls, not chavs ;)
 
I hate them.

QUARTA BOTTUL OF VODKA INNIT haahahahaha lets get ********ed

So loud and anoying and whoever said the thing about the MSN names is 100% right

*GooODOD nIgHT last NightT ey GIRlies>* woooo cant wait for iya napa etc

Loads of ****

Mind you, bedded a few of em :o
 
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