Retro ride, buying advice.

merlin · 5 Mar 2008 at 20:35

Retro - check
Ride - check
Low ground clearance - check
Stance - check
No arch gap - check
Totally ***t and completely worthless - check

I haven't missed anything off have I?

[TR]SweetSpotOz · 5 Mar 2008 at 20:35

L0rdMike · 5 Mar 2008 at 20:36

Dont see any rust though.

Scania · 5 Mar 2008 at 20:37

Needs Angel eyes, Alloys, Sat-Nav and some of those go faster wing logo's.

Duke · 5 Mar 2008 at 20:38

Needs more camber.

paradigm · 5 Mar 2008 at 20:40

Paint it satin brown, and get some concave dished wheels on it bruv

Convex dished rims for the lose

Lashout_UK · 5 Mar 2008 at 20:41

Oooh, how very controversial of you.

penski · 5 Mar 2008 at 20:41

Look out, Kaufman. Merlin's the new King Of Comedy.

*n

Fr0dders · 5 Mar 2008 at 20:41

L0rdMike said:
Dont see any rust though.

yup you missed the rust

kieranv · 5 Mar 2008 at 20:42

hahahhaa, i just googled the sinclair c5 and found this

foxtrots next car?

Housey · 5 Mar 2008 at 20:48

Beard - check

Scottland · 5 Mar 2008 at 20:50

Don't see any rust.

NOT cool.

Ben M · 5 Mar 2008 at 21:02

lack of national trust stickers= fail

therealnerd2 · 5 Mar 2008 at 21:05

Ben M said:
lack of national trust stickers= fail

[TW]Fox · 5 Mar 2008 at 21:05

ITS ABOUT THE STANCE FFS

Ev0 · 5 Mar 2008 at 21:07

Give it some VTEC and it could be the toy you're looking for

Although I think that's more VTECH

SidewinderINC · 5 Mar 2008 at 21:47

Giddy · 5 Mar 2008 at 21:53

Superb merlin

flat-6 · 5 Mar 2008 at 22:10

All present and correct apart from the worthless bit. Check what they go for on ebay.

I've driven one actually, quite fun but I don't fancy it in London.

Diesel · 5 Mar 2008 at 22:16

Needs an RSPB sticker.