School Boy errors

richard104

richard104

richard104

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Things that you should have really learnt by now but you still making the small annoying mistakes in day to day living.

Example

On a night out waiting for a bus, had a couple of beers and started needing the toilet. Run off to find some dark place and relieve myself. As i have been having a cheeky can on the streets i hide it in my coat pocket with about half of it left.

After doing the business i run up some steps and the can turns upside down in my pocket. Resulting in a massive wet patch on my jeans and coat, i have not even got to the club yet.

Lesson learnt? Don't carry an open can in your coat pocket

Just wondered if anyone else had any other stupid stories??
 
lmao, sorry but I was reading that as if you put your " Little Man " into your coat pocket somehow :o
 
Aod said:
are you talking about threads on the forum, throwing things or tapping holes for screws?
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holes for screws, and bolts.

quick pub quiz question (sorry for off topic) what's the differences between a screw and a bolt.

winner gets a cookie
 
Not tightening up the draw bolt on the milling machine/Autolok chuck at work and wondering why it's not cutting quite as it should be.

That and gluing myself to things with industrial super glue.
 
we should realy start a nuts, bolts and screws thread at this rate. lol.

there are many types of screws bolts with pointed ends. Taptights (i.e. self tapping) are one kind.
 
Aod said:
:D

you taking a degree in MechEng?
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done and dusted, actually reeking havoc in the real world. moooohahhhahahahahhah :D

EDIT: back on topic, not being able to use a pallet truck, you just keep pumping and pumping and the thing just isnt..... ow crap, need to hold down the lever.
 
danza said:
Not tightening up the draw bolt on the milling machine/Autolok chuck at work and wondering why it's not cutting quite as it should be.
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done that before :)



bought some spd clip-on shoes for my bike , bare in mind i had never used any clip-on shoes before

few days into using them i set off from work cycling up the road in the rain when i hear a hiss from my from wheel , so i quickly slow down and can actually see water spraying from around the puncture, for some unknown reason i then brake & come to a complete stop - but i hadnt unclipped DOH!

i toppled over like a sack of **** into some wet muddy grass , god knows how many people saw me, how embarrasing :o:o:o
 
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