Tuesday Night/Wednesday Morning Joke

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Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today and I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"

The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one...right here"

The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks, "Tell me lady, cause I'm dying to know.....how would YOU know this is the cow to be bred?"

"That's simple. By the nail over its stall," Amy explains very confidently.

Laughing rudely at her, the man says, "And what, pray tell, is the nail for?" The blonde turns to walk away, and says sweetly over her shoulder, “I guess it's to hang your pants on."

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How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows, it's never been done.


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Two tramps were walking down the road. One of them started sniffing the air and said to the other tramp "Have you **** your pants?". The other tramp said "No I haven't". The first tramp said "Pull your pants down and let me see". So he pulled them down and they were full of ****. "See I told you you had ****yourself" said the first tramp. The other tramp said "Oh, I thought you meant today".
 
Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today and I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"

The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one...right here"

The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks, "Tell me lady, cause I'm dying to know.....how would YOU know this is the cow to be bred?"

"That's simple. By the nail over its stall," Amy explains very confidently.

Laughing rudely at her, the man says, "And what, pray tell, is the nail for?" The blonde turns to walk away, and says sweetly over her shoulder, “I guess it's to hang your pants on."

:D

LMAO you're the guy who used to wait 'til midnight everyday, and then post a joke on the dot...

it seems you've become so eager, you can't even wait 'til midnight!
 
LMAO you're the guy who used to wait 'til midnight everyday, and then post a joke on the dot...

it seems you've become so eager, you can't even wait 'til midnight!

Nope - your confusing the OP with me - and that was only when i was quiet and bored at work :p

Back on topic - i like the original joke ;)
 
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