Tuesday Groaner

He's managed to get 10 years younger in this version - the other thread said he was 85! Either that or this was one of the earlier versions of the joke.
 
Two monkeys in a bath;

One says "Ooh, Aah, Aargh, Aaarh!"

The other one says "Ok, I'll put some more cold in".

\o/ Monkey joke for the win!
 
My turn at a groan and to be told to get my coat.

Theres this trainee Nun in the Convent garden, sprinkling some seeds in the vegetable patch, when suddenly a flock of Blackbirds swoops in and starts pecking up all the seed.

The trainee Nun is furious that all her hard work for the day was being eaten by the birds, so she shakes hers fists at they and screams "**** off you little *********, go on **** off!". She starts running at them and screaming "**** off! **** off".

The Sister superior is walking near by and hears this. She walks calmly over to the Nun and says "Now now, Sister Mary. You must not say that naughty word. You must say "Shoo! Shoo! you little rascals", and they **** off just the same."
 
Turophobic said:
My turn at a groan and to be told to get my coat.

Theres this trainee Nun in the Convent garden, sprinkling some seeds in the vegetable patch, when suddenly a flock of Blackbirds swoops in and starts pecking up all the seed.

The trainee Nun is furious that all her hard work for the day was being eaten by the birds, so she shakes hers fists at they and screams "**** off you little *********, go on **** off!". She starts running at them and screaming "**** off! **** off".

The Sister superior is walking near by and hears this. She walks calmly over to the Nun and says "Now now, Sister Mary. You must not say that naughty word. You must say "Shoo! Shoo! you little rascals", and they **** off just the same."
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you seem to have forgotten to tell a joke
 
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