It'd be much easier to be a penski.
Hey, I don't want to make them top themselves...Much easier to be a bland MOR singer...
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It'd be much easier to be a penski.
was this the consultant with the interesting "hobbies"?
I had a meeting with her yesterday.
I kept a straight face...
...Just.
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Result.
"Hi, can I speak to Nicky, please?"
"Speaking."
"Oh, Hi...This is Jimmy McNumpty calling from GodKnowsWho Recruitment. I've just seen your CV on Monster and I'm calling because I have an exciting opportunity for you."
"What is it?"
"We have a .NET Developer position available in Swansea..."
"You said you got my CV from Monster, yeah?"
"Yes..."
"So you'll have seen that I'm based in the north-east of England, yes?"
"Yes..."
"And you'll also see that I'm not willing to relocate?"
"Um..."
"So yeah - I'll take the job. I want £25 an hour and to telecommute only. I also want the role to be permenant and a contract to explicitly state that I don't have to do any actual work. Deal?"
"Er...I don't think this role is for you..."
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What hobbies were these?![]()
Yes - I want to know too! Also - Not see my post earlier Penski? You still not with one of the Uni's? And how come you're working two jobs.....What are they?

Nosey bugger.
Not at the uni any more, working a second job to earn a few more pennies so I can buy some things without having to scrimp and save elsewhere.
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But that would involve two things I hate:
Kids.
The West Midlands.
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Im not hearing anything about hobbies yet![]()

I just told one that I would rather flay off my own skin then roll around in salt than do the POS job they contacted me about.
FFS, my CV even explicitly states "Do not contact me with regards to any role which I have not directly applied for unless I have given you explicit permission to do so. Doubly so if you contact me with regards to a role which has nothing to do with my skillset and job history."
*seethes*
Goddamn scum.
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Then use the search function, you pleb.
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She's into swinging and has done some fetish modelling stuff.
Gonna be hard keeping a straight face next week...How do you talk jobs with someone when you've seen them spreadeagled on a rack?
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recruitment consultant said:I'd heard there's been a rather brutal round of redundancies at company name, this week, so wanted to get in touch and check that things are still ok for you. If you could drop me quick note to let me know your 'safe' (and if you know anyone who isn't that I ought to get in touch with, I have got a great set of jobs currently!).


So its really weird as I would think they would want to really sell me but not heard diddly, hey ho there loss lol.FFS, my CV even explicitly states "Do not contact me with regards to any role which I have not directly applied for unless I have given you explicit permission to do so. Doubly so if you contact me with regards to a role which has nothing to do with my skillset and job history."
Well I am currently looking for a job and spammed a few job sites etc putting my CV up. Next couple of days I got around 5+ agencies going nuts over me saying oh yes we have the perfect job!! Got 2 interviews from one agency (these were for architects as I want to do CGI Images so thought great) The first interview I really liked the company but it wasn't to be as they wanted someone with more skills and the second one didn't even want a 3D modeller, what a waste of my time and petrol!!! I have even gone up to London to meet with one agency and now around 2 weeks on I have heard absolutely nothing from any of them!! I was lucky though as one agency has contacted me who actually have a guy in my specific field and it looks very promising that I will have a job offer tomorrow!!!So its really weird as I would think they would want to really sell me but not heard diddly, hey ho there loss lol.