Men that don't wash their hands after using the bathroom could be on to something...

Bes said:
Think about it... If you need to turn the taps on and off with your hands, and use one of those rotating towels, or a blow drier, not washing your hands after using the bathroom (assuming you use a urinal) must be so much more hygenic than washing 'em...

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thats why I don't and I use tissue to open the door !
 
After lusciously stroking the doorknob after a long, pleasing and satifisying wee, I lick my fingers as if they were chocolate for the gods, letting forth orgasmic moans and groans.

The other men in the area don't seem to mind too much
 
Why pee during the day at all? Just have a catheter fitted, pee into a little bottle strapped to your leg and wait till you're in the comfort of your own home to empty the bottle.....or is that taking it all a tad to far?
 
footman said:
Why pee during the day at all? Just have a catheter fitted, pee into a little bottle strapped to your leg and wait till you're in the comfort of your own home to empty the bottle.....or is that taking it all a tad to far?
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i'm sure that's what some people on here dream of for those extra few minutes online :p
 
no excuse for not washing your hands after taking a slash (or whatever!)

You can get antibacterial hand rub gel in the supermarket these days anyway!
Disposable gloves like you get in the forecourts then? :D
 
Door handles in toilets are a risk. I always aim for the bit least likely touched by anyone else, or using a sleeve if possible.
 
i dont wash my hands after peeing, why bother unless you somehow managed to shake a bit onto yourself.
i do open some public toilet doors with my sleeves though if they look particularly dirty.
 
I wash my **** in the morning and I'm good for the day!

EDIT: Btw a catheter goes right up into your bladder. You loose the ability to wizz when you want to. It just trickles as it comes. You wouldn't want to loose the feeling of empting a nice full bladder now would you :p
 
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Angilion said:
It isn't about pee. You can drink fresh pee. You can bathe in fresh pee. It's pretty much sterile. In fact, peeing on your hands might make them cleaner.

Your skin, especially skin within a few inches of your anus, might be clean, but it is far from sterile. It has more bacteria on it than a culture in a petri dish, even if you are clean.
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Are you seriously saying that bacteria spreads from your anus onto your penis?

Unless you are unhealthily dirty in the first place I seriously doubt that.

I wash my hands sometimes when I am not in a rush or there's not an annoying toliet man there waiting for a quid just because he gave me some tissue to dry my hands..."no splash no gash" ;)
 
dmpoole said:
Sid the Sexist quote.

The taps and door handles in a toilets has got to be one of the dirtiest places there is so I always have a spare bit of hand towel or toilet paper to open the door with.
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Have you seen The Aviator?
 
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