Worse than bed head...Or even hat hair...

penski · 18 Mar 2008 at 07:50

I have bed beard!

I normally sleep on my side but woke up this morning on my front...My beard must have been pressed against the pillow for 6 hours.

The result of which is that even after a shower...Even after judicious use of my gf's straighteners...

The left half of my beard is pointing down as it should.

...and the right half is sticking out and to the right like it is reaching for something.

Any ideas?

*n

Darkwave · 18 Mar 2008 at 07:50

Semen.

Mustard.

Nuke it from orbit.

Punch it in the ovaries.

G-MAN2004 · 18 Mar 2008 at 07:52

Van Hellseek · 18 Mar 2008 at 07:52

penski · 18 Mar 2008 at 07:55

I'm not on a plane, thanks.

And beard removal isn't an option.

*n

Kell_ee001 · 18 Mar 2008 at 07:57

hahahahahaha *breathes* hahahahahaha

penski · 18 Mar 2008 at 08:03

Kell_ee001 said:
hahahahahaha *breathes* hahahahahaha

Quiet, you!

*n

penski · 18 Mar 2008 at 08:04

This is serious business. I look like I have palsy of the beard!

*n

SideWinder · 18 Mar 2008 at 08:07

On a serious note, perhaps wax/gel or even hairspray could help?

penski · 18 Mar 2008 at 08:11

SideWinder said:
On a serious note, perhaps wax/gel or even hairspray could help?

They didn't

About to walk into work...

*prepares for mockery*

*n

Zip · 18 Mar 2008 at 08:11

TTIUWOP

penski · 18 Mar 2008 at 08:19

I'm working on it, Bruce.

*n

JAMAL · 18 Mar 2008 at 08:27

Well the main thing is you have quickly posted this on the internet so thats a good start.

How about giving it a wash it may go back to its "normal" shape when dry?

penski · 18 Mar 2008 at 08:29

JAMAL said:
Well the main thing is you have quickly posted this on the internet so thats a good start.

HAHAHHAHA! You're a FUNNY man!

How about giving it a wash it may go back to its "normal" shape when dry?

How about reading the OP, Guido?

*n

BlackDragon · 18 Mar 2008 at 08:30

JAMAL said:
How about giving it a wash it may go back to its "normal" shape when dry?

penski said:
The result of which is that even after a shower...Even after judicious use of my gf's straighteners...

hamesy · 18 Mar 2008 at 08:35

I know it was said, but TTIUWOP

penski · 18 Mar 2008 at 08:35

Most of it is pointing at the camera :/

*n

SideWinder · 18 Mar 2008 at 08:36

I don't think you were trying hard enough with the wax to be honest.

Mat · 18 Mar 2008 at 08:37

penski said:
Even after judicious use of my gf's straighteners...

*n

Might need to up the ante with a pair of curling tongs... force that bugger to comply.

Alternatively, instead of trying to make the right side point down, why not make the left side point out at a similar, but opposing angle? You never know, it might look ok... in an 'alternative' type of way.

Zefan · 18 Mar 2008 at 08:37

You don't look troubled