For those of you riveted by this fascinating tale of one man's battle with a toilet soaked phone, fear not, relax, there is a happy conclusion.
I'm sure you'll all breathe a massive sigh of relief to learn that the phone is again working. Yes, the phone is working once more.
Frothy urine drenched parts were not enough to kill this cheap little bugger. I got to admit, he's a helluva guy.
In fact I think he was working all along, but had simply turned himself off in a desperate attempt at self preservation. I had to consult the manual to learn how to turn him back on, as clearly I had forgotten how to.
You can all now go back to your lives. Thankyou.