LOL Cat Bible?

The issue here is that most people laugh at the wording, but think that the idea behind translating an ancient text in to "slang" is pointless.
 
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THIS IS AWESOME!!!

Da burth of Jebus Christ

18 Now, *** burth of *** Christ was liek dis: After Marry and Joseph waz all "We's gonna get marrieded, kthnx", but before dey could had hankiez pankiez Mary was all preggarz from *** Ceiling Cat.19 Joseph was liek "I has virjn - NOOOO dey be stealin my virjn! Must hied hur".20 But when he was tihnkin, zomg, a WallCat frm Ceiling Cat was liek, "Oh hai! I'm in ** dreemz, givin u messij. Don't be scairdy cat. Taek Mary as ** wife - is virjn. But *** Forse is strong in tihs wun, lol! HovrCat is on hur, givn hur feetus, srsly." So Joseph was liek " Oh yey I'm gonna love him and squeez him and call him George."21 But Wallcat was liek "No, you gonna call him Jebus, cso George bad name, srsly. cuz he save kittehs frum bein bad kittehs. Kthxbai."22 So all dis was all did cuz Ceiling Cat had sed it *** be. His proffit was all liek:23 "Hay guise, look! *** virjn iz all pr3ggers, and dey gonna call him A-manual", dat be joospeek for "Ceiling Cat wit us"24 Then Joseph waked up, done *** *** anjel frm Ceiling Cat tolded him to, and was all liek "U wit me now lol" at Mary.25 And dey didnt has *** HARBL GOES WHERE!?!? til affer dey gets a son and calleded him Jebus. Kthnx.
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^^ It's sad how most youth these days talk like that.

I did laugh at the "harbl goes where?!" :D:o
 
ScarySquirrel said:
THIS IS AWESOME!!!
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LOL. Serious lolage.

But Wallcat was liek "No, you gonna call him Jebus, cso George bad name, srsly. cuz he save kittehs frum bein bad kittehs
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:D

and

After Marry and Joseph waz all "We's gonna get marrieded, kthnx", but before dey could had hankiez pankiez Mary was all preggarz from *** Ceiling Cat
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:D

Ceiling Cat is my new God!
 
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