What is the worst lie somebody has ever told about you?

the_candyman said:
When I was at high school my best mate spread about the school that I fixed female companion toys. What happened after that was most of the girls in my year comming up to me asking for advise on how to replace/repair the "equipment" they had broken. :D
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suggest you read the thread title again ;) :D
 
But it was a lie. I got a lot of problems with that, years of torment. If i see anyone in town who went to school with me, they chant some crazy chant.
 
the_candyman said:
But it was a lie. I got a lot of problems with that, years of torment. If i see anyone in town who went to school with me, they chant some crazy chant.
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" ***** man ! ***** man ! Fixes Dildos whenever he can ! "

That sort of thing ? :D

EDIT - Sorry if that offended you.. just trying to make you see the funny side of it.. I went through secondary school with the nickname " Pop and Fresh " because apparantly I look like the pilsbery dough boy :|

But.. I've lost three stone since then so It doesn't bother me anymore :p
 
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the_candyman said:
But it was a lie. I got a lot of problems with that, years of torment. If i see anyone in town who went to school with me, they chant some crazy chant.
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ah, sorry to hear that, didnt realise it turned into one of those things that sticks with you, people dont realise how these things can affect people
 
A guy that had a crush on me (and I didn't return his feelings) spread rumours that I'd sleep with anyone with a pulse. But I don't, I'm reasonably selective!
Needless to say, I no longer speak to him. And if he offends me again, I can just tell his girlfriend about the time he cheated on her after spiking another woman's drink.
 
makeshiftwings said:
A guy that had a crush on me (and I didn't return his feelings) spread rumours that I'd sleep with anyone with a pulse. But I don't, I'm reasonably selective!
Needless to say, I no longer speak to him. And if he offends me again, I can just tell his girlfriend about the time he cheated on her after spiking another woman's drink.
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He'll grope you in your sleep :eek:
 
$loth said:
I bet you were the only gay in the village.
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Heh it probably didn't help that I camped it up whenever she was around just to wind her up. :D

(I'm very comfortable with my sexuality and reputation so it didn't bother me at all but it made her very nervous lol)
 
mrk1@1 said:
My #ahem# best mate once told one of his girlfriends that I had lost for want of a better term lost my meat and two veg in a car accident. Nedless to say I never managed to score with any of her friends...as far as I know he never set her straight either :(
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The minute I saw that you posted in this thread I knew it would be this!

LOLTUPROFLCOPTER :D

tbh, it was you who needed to do the straightening. :D
 
when i about 15, someone i know got caught stealing money from the local church. and the little **** told the police i was with him. so i got arrested. that was nice. :rolleyes:
 
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