Soldato
- Joined
- 24 Jul 2006
- Posts
- 8,876
- Location
- Hoddesdon, London, UK
About as valid as any religion tbh..
Was contemplating saying something like this.. but ya know

About as valid as any religion tbh..
Some of this is actually quite worrying
Pokemon believer said:I would marry my Lizardon, but only if it was a girl like I am. Because I'm bi.
Site said:User One - "I was out with some "friends" of mine today, and we were in the library. Well out of boredom, I decided to check this website to see if there had been any development or information on real life Pokemon and other things.
Well, my friends with their keen eyes saw the banner "Pokeclipse: Real Pokemon Believers". They proceeded with laughing at it and saying "Who the hell believes in Pokemon? Seriously, where did you find this website".
I turned around and said "I believe in Pokemon, we have bare facts which prove they exist and we have almost found a way itno their world or atleast found a way to know they are real!". They paused, and then started laughing at me, calling me gay and told me to stop joking.
I bought up some threads and explained it to them, and told them that they are idiots for laughing. I grabbed my bag and left as they looked at eachother in silence.
Did I own them? I'm also nervous to see them tommorow, so I'm wondering what I should say to them. Seriously, these people annoy me when they laugh at our beliefs when we have the truth infront of us."
User Two - "they dont sound like good friends"
User One - "Yeah. Maybe I should try to get some new ones."
User Three - "Do online friends count?"
I wonder if we could catch the trolls in a Pokeball and make them fight for us!
Eugh, no, then we'd have to be friends with them. ¬__¬
God. Immature non believers just have to try to ruin good things. We're proving Pokemon exist and they can't handle the bare facts.
Makes me so angry. Stupid internet nerds.
Most users ever online was 759 on Mar 23 2008, 12:25 AM
It all sounds ironic . Refuse to believe those comments were posted in seriousness. Sounds like some sort of mutual forum fantasy game .
But there's a reason, and that's because my younger brother died because a Zangoose attacked him.
The doctors were lying about it, they said it was a snake bite, but I recognized the claw marks.
I always thought you all were kinda weird, and I really wasn't too much of a Pokemon fan.
Well one day, I was reading a book when I heard something. I jumped out of my recliner and ran to the window. There, in my dirt garden (not much of a gardener...) was a strange looking orange-ish, red-ish, white-ish bird. It was dead after crashing into my window.
With a little remorse, I scooped it up and dumped him in my dumpster. Never thought of him again.
Well, about two years later, I was browsing the internet and accidentally tapped the scroll wheel, opening up a new tab. I clicked on it and froze.
I was staring at the bird that had rammed into my window a few years back! Under it was the name: Pidgey.
I did some research and found out it was a Pokemon! Pretty crazy. I believe now....
Also, since then a few other Pokemon have rammed into my window. A Taillow and a Spearow. I nursed them back to health, and they visit me often.
Religion is so stupid. Adults with imaginary friends.