Thursday's Sigh

I tried :)



Ok, one last attempt:


Paddy staggers out of the pub and gets into his car. Driving home he is amazed to see a tree in the middle of the road. He swerves past. A little further down the road, he has to avoid another tree, then another, and another. Seeing, this, a policeman pulls Paddy over and says, "Paddy, you're obviously driving under the influence. You're swerving all over the road. I'm going to have to take you down to the station." Paddy replies, "I was trying not to hit those bloody trees on the road!" The policeman sighs and replies, "For **** sake Paddy, that's your air freshner!"
 
Strip Twister with white underwear? ;)
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skippi90 said:
I tried :)



Ok, one last attempt:


Paddy staggers out of the pub and gets into his car. Driving home he is amazed to see a tree in the middle of the road. He swerves past. A little further down the road, he has to avoid another tree, then another, and another. Seeing, this, a policeman pulls Paddy over and says, "Paddy, you're obviously driving under the influence. You're swerving all over the road. I'm going to have to take you down to the station." Paddy replies, "I was trying not to hit those bloody trees on the road!" The policeman sighs and replies, "For **** sake Paddy, that's your air freshner!"
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Haha, I like that one. :D

Edit - That's nastey sidewinder. :p
 
omg. That is terrible. Where do you get this pap from? Or did you make it up on the spot? :rolleyes:


BUT, Sidewinder... That photo made me laugh very hard. :D
 
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Try this for size:

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following;

"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma just tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."

;);)
 
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