noisy neighbours

They do no as ive shouted at them for long enough and banged on the ceiling to which they stamp down even more. I really couldnt go up there and talk to them as like i said i would push him down the stairs.
 
Don't just walk away get some revenge. Might stop them being ***** to everyone else in the building.
 
They do no as ive shouted at them for long enough and banged on the ceiling to which they stamp down even more. I really couldnt go up there and talk to them as like i said i would push him down the stairs.

So you've only been aggresive with them? You've not just tried talking to them like a normal adult?
 
there not the sort off people to listen tbh.
Its like wayne and waynette slob.
We put a few notes through the door to be quite and
they get louder so that does not work.
 
My neighbours are Superb.
You really need to approach your neighbours in a friendly adult way & explain to them what the problem is.
Personally i have no problems with hearing my neighbours riding & just smile to myself & think get in there my son & turn my game/system/music or telly up.
Getting on with your neighbours is the best way to resolve any current or future problems. If you both get on then neither of you wants to disturb the other, A gentle bit of banter about the missus screaming is a laugh then rather than a problem/issue.
 
Then complain to your local council evironmental health team. If they're council tenants then it's up to the council to sort them out.
 
My neighbours are Superb.
You really need to approach your neighbours in a friendly adult way & explain to them what the problem is.
Personally i have no problems with hearing my neighbours riding & just smile to myself & think get in there my son & turn my game/system/music or telly up.
Getting on with your neighbours is the best way to resolve any current or future problems. If you both get on then neither of you wants to disturb the other, A gentle bit of banter about the missus screaming is a laugh then rather than a problem/issue.


I do understand what your saying but when i have to get up work work at 6 and i cant get to sleep because off it is a right pain in the arse
 
I do understand what your saying but when i have to get up work work at 6 and i cant get to sleep because off it is a right pain in the arse


I can imagine. Have you the option of moving your bedroom ?
I'd still say get to know them & then just mention that early AM riding could do with being turned down a bit during the week. Swing her from the rafters at weekends but give us a break Am times through the week sort of thing.
 
I have a neighbour issue too (Dont want to go away for another week, last week works been boring without ocuk!!:()

My neighbours are window washers. They have a van thats been coverted to house all the window washing rubbish, it has its own water supply.

They turn up and wash windows on private property and it runs down in in to the local drains.

This is an annoyance for me as they wash there own windows every week. Isnt there some law about washing businesses that you have to collection your own dirty water? I know some car valet person had some collection thing for his soiled water. Does anyone know the particulars on this? They are pumping gallons of window lean in to the sewers every day!

Also the wife was swearing at her dog and kids out side her property. I found this offensive. How do I get her an asbo?
 
Sensible option:

Just leave.

Voltar Option:

Urinate in letter box. Poo on doorstep. Man juice on their door handle. Vomit at their door. Play obscenely loud Church music every day, all day when they want to sleep. As soon as they stop you could always start/ bang on their door or ring their doorbell. Duc tape the door bell down when you go to work. Superglue their locks (they cant get in once they leave or lock the place from the outside)

Steal their benefit cheques/ government benefit mail.


Hope you do the right thing though.
 
Also the wife was swearing at her dog and kids out side her property. I found this offensive. How do I get her an asbo?

Talk to citizens advice and your council.

Better still, torch their place.
 
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Just leave?

What sort of person LEAVES because of there neighbours? Rofl really.

Thanks sumulatorman ill see what they have to say. IF they send one of those cso's over ill be upset
 
Have a wizz in a kitchen bin (you know the squarish ones) then lean it on their front door. When they come to open it the next day, nice smelly **** will go all over their carpet.
Do it the day after you have moved out:p
 
Sensible option
Urinate in letter box. Poo on doorstep. Man juice on their door handle. Vomit at their door. Play obscenely loud Church music every day, all day when they want to sleep. As soon as they stop you could always start/ bang on their door or ring their doorbell. Duc tape the door bell down when you go to work. Superglue their locks (they cant get in once they leave or lock the place from the outside)

Steal their benefit cheques/ government benefit mail.


Hope you do the right thing though.

If I was the OP, I would at least do something. If you have banged on the floor when they make noise they know you are not happy. Tbh they dont give a flying **** about you or your wife. Also I hate spongers.
 
If I was the OP, I would at least do something. If you have banged on the floor when they make noise they know you are not happy. Tbh they dont give a flying **** about you or your wife. Also I hate spongers.

the op moved house or something so I borrowed his topic because im not allowed to make them any more.
 
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