Sports cars to display drivers’ penis size

Hitman_Leon · 4 Apr 2008 at 20:17

http://newsbiscuit.com/article/archbishop-of-canterbury-converts-to-islam-301

This one is funnier, lmao.

M0T · 4 Apr 2008 at 20:25

Scuzi said:
They are majorly different if you don't speak with a retarded English accent.

They are the same if you speak the language properly

Scuzi · 4 Apr 2008 at 20:29

If you spoke the language properly you could pronounce the letter "R"

loltim · 4 Apr 2008 at 20:35

Scuzi said:
If you spoke the language properly you could pronounce the letter "R"

I thought only farmers from Bristol did that

gillywibble · 4 Apr 2008 at 20:47

Source /sɔrs, soʊrs/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[sawrs, sohrs] noun, verb, sourced, sourcing.

sauce

Sankari · 4 Apr 2008 at 20:48

Freefaller said:
Geeze we have some grumpy old gits on here tonight!

Grumpy old gits, or humourless ****?

My guess is that too many e-peens were bruised by the satire of the article, which probably landed too close to home...

yermum · 4 Apr 2008 at 20:59

Just about back on topic:

Do you have to prove that you're not jewish before you can drive a soft top?

gillywibble · 4 Apr 2008 at 21:09

yermum said:
Do you have to prove that you're not jewish before you can drive a soft top?

Freefaller · 4 Apr 2008 at 21:22

yermum said:
Just about back on topic:

Do you have to prove that you're not jewish before you can drive a soft top?

Fantastic

Nitro_Junkie · 4 Apr 2008 at 21:22

retarded, I just like fast/nice cars

we can't all be eco hippies

Zheka · 4 Apr 2008 at 22:17

zain said:
lol at the articles on that site!

Do you have to prove that you're not jewish before you can drive a soft top?

ahahahaha

Scuzi · 4 Apr 2008 at 22:31

yermum said:
Just about back on topic:

Do you have to prove that you're not jewish before you can drive a soft top?

Is that a foreskin joke or have I missed something? It has been a long day so don't laugh at my ignorance.

Angilion · 4 Apr 2008 at 22:51

About as funny as saying that every woman who drives an expensive and/or fast car is fat and stupid, with saggy boobs and a slack vagina. The obsession with penis size is rather sad. "You do something I don't like, therefore you have a small penis." Yes, dear.

Sankari · 4 Apr 2008 at 23:37

Lots of insecure egos in this thread...

Cosimo · 4 Apr 2008 at 23:53

It is so long a don’t know how to change gear

Voltar · 5 Apr 2008 at 04:08

haha. I bet lotsa ppl here have wieners

PikeyPriest · 5 Apr 2008 at 11:15

Voltar said:
haha. I bet lotsa ppl here have wieners

Don't worry i`m here to salvage the average

soft-top joke > rest of thread

carbon8ed · 5 Apr 2008 at 11:49

Ben M said:
that's not funny at all tbh =\

Sport's car driver?