Alright I know its not brill but my coat is already on the chair and I thought this might bring a smile to someone's face this dull afternoon
Sometimes you just have to ask yourself, 'Will I live to be 80?'
I recently chose a new primary care physician. After two visits an exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you
think
I'll live to be 80?' He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco or drink
alcoholic beverages?' 'No,' I replied. 'I don't do drugs, either.' Then he
asked,'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?' I said, 'No, my other
doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!' 'Do you spend a lot of time in
the sun, like playing golf, boating, fishing or relaxing in the beach?'
'No, I don't,' I said. He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a
lot of sex?' 'No,' I said. 'I don't do any of those things.' He
looked at me and asked, 'Then why do you give a sh...ugar lump?'
Sometimes you just have to ask yourself, 'Will I live to be 80?'
I recently chose a new primary care physician. After two visits an exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you
think
I'll live to be 80?' He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco or drink
alcoholic beverages?' 'No,' I replied. 'I don't do drugs, either.' Then he
asked,'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?' I said, 'No, my other
doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!' 'Do you spend a lot of time in
the sun, like playing golf, boating, fishing or relaxing in the beach?'
'No, I don't,' I said. He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a
lot of sex?' 'No,' I said. 'I don't do any of those things.' He
looked at me and asked, 'Then why do you give a sh...ugar lump?'
