Another Austrian hidden in cellar

you've just given me an idea for a trading card game.

Excellent idea, PaedoTrumps. All your favourites are there ranging from Millie Dowler, Sarah Payne, Holly and Jessica, and Maddie. Extra points for length of ordeal and creativity of abductor.

I can't see this taking off.

EDIT - actually Maddie could be the Joker.
 
Maybe it's time to ban cellars. Austrians obviously can't be trusted with them.

I second the banning cellars motion.

You guys have got to be kidding, right? My sarcasm detector is failing me today so who knows...

While we're at it, why don't we ban lofts to stop people growing ganja in there? Or what about banning bedrooms and living rooms since date-rape can take place there?

Better yet, lets just ban houses completely and all live together in giant aircraft hangers, with the authorities watching our every move though telescreens... I mean cameras. Then we'll really be safe.
 
You guys have got to be kidding, right? My sarcasm detector is failing me today so who knows...

While we're at it, why don't we ban lofts to stop people growing ganja in there? Or what about banning bedrooms and living rooms since date-rape can take place there?

Better yet, lets just ban houses completely and all live together in giant aircraft hangers, with the authorities watching our every move though telescreens... I mean cameras. Then we'll really be safe.

I think we need to be pre-emtive here as well! Ban lofts too!!!!
 
Excellent idea, PaedoTrumps. All your favourites are there ranging from Millie Dowler, Sarah Payne, Holly and Jessica, and Maddie. Extra points for length of ordeal and creativity of abductor.

I can't see this taking off.

EDIT - actually Maddie could be the Joker.

I was thinking more HeinousCrimes trumps - you'd maximise profits by having 2 decks - 1 for criminals, one for victims! :D

That way you could play snap with the 2 decks together as well.
 

If the wife did know what was going on, it amazes me when this sort of thing happens! How do you find two such wretched people, yet alone get them living togethor!

Reminds me be 'Marc Dutroux' in Belgium. He had locked up two young girls in a hidden room in a cellar. He was locked up though by the police on some other charge(s)... His girlfriend went along to the cellar and continued to feed the girls locked in the room.

The only problem was she was scared to open the door so just chucked the food towards them, but not far enough. They starved to death down there...


How do these sick people find each other! Do they all read 'sick people monthly' or something?
 
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Sod the cellars, BAN AUSTRIA!

A reasoned and rational response no doubt but do we really want to let those magnificent mountains go to waste just because you can't trust some people with cellars? Perhaps we should just get rid of demented Austrians, it seems like a much less inconvenient remedy and wouldn't interfere with my snowboarding either.
 
Erm, does it say the wife lives with him? He could be seperated or something.

[edit] It appears almost reasonable that she didn't know. He kept getting her to write letters and posting them, and the cellar was hidden?
 
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You guys have got to be kidding, right? My sarcasm detector is failing me today so who knows...

While we're at it, why don't we ban lofts to stop people growing ganja in there? Or what about banning bedrooms and living rooms since date-rape can take place there?

Better yet, lets just ban houses completely and all live together in giant aircraft hangers, with the authorities watching our every move though telescreens... I mean cameras. Then we'll really be safe.

I think it's a sarcasm issue here, although there's a fundamental underlying point. We have many laws banning various things in this country that are the result of this sort of thinking rather than rational analysis of the situation and dealing with the people rather than the object...
 
We have many laws banning various things in this country that are the result of this sort of thinking rather than rational analysis of the situation and dealing with the people rather than the object...

Amen to that.

The problem is that suggesting a knee-jerk ban of [whatever is the issue] is often a cheap and easy way to shore up support among the masses. Too many politicians (these days?) are concerned with short-term vote winning fixes, rather than productive long term solutions.
 
I dont get it i dont think, he locked one in the cellar and had his way with her, out came 7 children.. did they live in the house or what, or in the cellar? Crazy to be honest, completely crazy.
How about reading the damn story?
 
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