Friday Joke

aproctor · 2 May 2008 at 16:12

A man walks into a clothes shop with his son, he asks the shop assistant for 3 t-shirts for his stupid fat headed son, the shop assistant obliges.
Then the man asks for 3 pairs of trousers for his stupid fat headed son, again the shop keeper obliges,
the father then asks for 3 pairs of shoes for his stupid fat headed son, at which point the shop keeper asks why he refers to his son in such a way.
the man replies, do you have several very fast, expensive sports cars, the shop assistant says he doesnt, "well i do" the father replies
the father then asks if he has a large mansion, the shop assistant again replies he doesn't
then the father asks does your girlfirend have a tight *****, the shop keepers says yes to which the father slaps his son on the head and says well mine doesn't.

misterPK · 2 May 2008 at 16:13

Better than I was expecting.

PK!

Jono · 2 May 2008 at 16:14

Raised a LOL

Gilly · 2 May 2008 at 16:14

Average. Written better would much improve.

rotters · 2 May 2008 at 16:14

not my cup of tea.

rotters

platypus · 2 May 2008 at 16:15

If you'd written that properly it'd be worth a laugh. It really is the way you tell 'em.

uv · 2 May 2008 at 16:18

aproctor said:
Friday Joke

where?

aproctor · 2 May 2008 at 16:19

edited a bit

moogie · 2 May 2008 at 16:29

it was the happiest day of my life, arrived at the church
wife waiting at the altar
walked up the aisle, kissed her cheek
smiled and closed the coffin lid

platypus · 2 May 2008 at 16:32

bbspeed said:
it was the happiest day of my life, arrived at the church
wife waiting at the altar
walked up the aisle, kissed her cheek
smiled and closed the coffin lid

Er, right then.

aproctor · 2 May 2008 at 16:33

bbspeed said:
it was the happiest day of my life, arrived at the church
wife waiting at the altar
walked up the aisle, kissed her cheek
smiled and closed the coffin lid

*cough*

Helium_Junkie · 2 May 2008 at 16:35

Errr.
Yes?

Snakedoctor · 2 May 2008 at 16:36

Thar be tumble weed in this here thread.

V4NT0M · 2 May 2008 at 16:38

Errrr... Probably the worst joke I've heard all... errr... infinity.

Don't get what sportscars and mansions have to do with it... !?

Kyle009 · 2 May 2008 at 16:39

Not the worst.

Amleto · 2 May 2008 at 16:51

op still needs re-writing :-/

aproctor · 2 May 2008 at 16:53

its a joke not a will.

Masterdog · 2 May 2008 at 16:54

bbspeed said:
it was the happiest day of my life, arrived at the church
wife waiting at the altar
walked up the aisle, kissed her cheek
smiled and closed the coffin lid

Well it made me laugh. Well done.

banja · 2 May 2008 at 17:14

Two Chimpanzees in a bath. One says, "Ooh ooh ooh, ah ah!!" So the other says, "Well put some cold in then!"

Needs to be said out loud really

Van Hellseek · 2 May 2008 at 17:16

banja said:
Two Chimpanzees in a bath. One says, "Ooh ooh ooh, ah ah!!" So the other says, "Well put some cold in then!"

Needs to be said out loud really