rats in the kitchen

Its far more satisfying to catch them humanely and then to post them through your neighbours door / inside your workmates PC . . . . . :D
I always catch mice humanely (the joys of owning cats), but rats offer up a bit more of a challenge - what with their large teeth and virus carrying capabilities. The only good wild rat is a dead one..

..in your mates pc.
 
i second not using posion - we had them in our extension of the old house and had to pay crazy loads to get a proffessional to fish them out of the wall partitions and it wasn't nice waking up to a stench like that.

in the end my dad poured a LOAD of cement down the whole the were coming up and never saw them again. prolly went to the neighbours lol.
 
Don't use poison.

It will coagulate the blood, and if they die out of reach (e.g. in the ceiling / floorboards) then they'll rot there, and stick the place out for months.

They would have to stick it there, they won't be able to go anywhere as they'll be deed. :D
 
rat catching bb gun competition amongst friends - make an event out of it. Hell, even offer your services and shows to coprorate entertainment days and weddings alike!
 
......wanders in 'there's a rat in me kitchen what am I gonna do, there's a rat in me kitchen what am I gonna do' ........wanders out again
 
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rats are cute, well i guess your ones might not be, but my boys are.
 
My mate is a rat catcher and he reckons that 'decking' is the worst thing anybody can have in their gardens because it becomes a natural home for them.
 
There's a rat in mi kitchen what am I gonna do?
There's a rat in mi kitchen what am I gonna go?
I'm gonna fix that rat thats what I'm gonna do,
I'm gonna fix that rat.
 
Phone your local council as they are obligated to have rats removed for free. I had a big supermarket behind my old house and we use to get rats all the time. Ended up being on first name terms with the guys from the council, never had to ring the main line to get them to come round just sent one of them a txt and he would be round the next day first thing in the morning. :)
 
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