Don't ever, EVER, get in the way of an Englishman's cuppa tea!

Ed · 5 May 2008 at 14:18

Govt. said:
Government officials planning food supplies said the tea situation would be "very serious" after a nuclear war.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7382750.stm

I could think of a few other problems, like DEATH!

Tom0 · 5 May 2008 at 14:19

Sir, I would rather death than a Britain without Tea.

semi-pro waster · 5 May 2008 at 14:22

Death isn't as serious as a lack of tea, in fact I rather suspect that it could be cured with tea administered at the correct time. Tea cures all known ills - tea must be strong, splash of milk and no sugar is the correct way to do it.

InvaderGIR · 5 May 2008 at 14:24

semi-pro waster said:
Death isn't as serious as a lack of tea, in fact I rather suspect that it could be cured with tea administered at the correct time. Tea cures all known ills - tea must be strong, splash of milk and no sugar is the correct way to do it.

I like the way this man speaks.

Tea > *

InvG

Raumarik · 5 May 2008 at 14:24

Well at least after a nuclear war the survivors in Britain don't have to worry about cannibalism - no point eating someone if you can't wash it down with a nice brew!

Mik3 · 5 May 2008 at 14:25

LMAO

Nothing, not even nuclear war stands in the way of our tea.

A.N.Other · 5 May 2008 at 14:26

Amen

Sankari · 5 May 2008 at 14:27

Glad to see that the government was spending its research funds intelligently during the Cold War...

Kami said:
Well at least after a nuclear war the survivors in Britain don't have to worry about cannibalism - no point eating someone if you can't wash it down with a nice brew!

And who'd want to eat a non-tea drinker, anyway? Yuck! :eek:

danza · 5 May 2008 at 14:30

For it is said in the establishment that when things go wrong, it is best the situation is weighed from a distance with a peaceful mind, and a cup of tea in the hand.

milkinc13 · 5 May 2008 at 14:30

forget the possible threat of nuclear war, stock up on tea, it's far more important

Dist · 5 May 2008 at 14:33

coffee > tea

InvaderGIR · 5 May 2008 at 14:35

Dist said:
coffee > tea

FOREIGNER! Send him back.

InvG

Mik3 · 5 May 2008 at 14:35

Dist said:
coffee > tea

Blasphemy! You sir need to drown in a sea of tea.

p4radox · 5 May 2008 at 14:37

Tea tastes like diluted water.

Black coffee is where it's at. :cool:

(send me back etc...)

KNiVES · 5 May 2008 at 14:45

SEND YOU BACK! :mad:

Dark_Angel · 5 May 2008 at 14:48

Despite growing up in the UK, everyone I know loving tea. I HATE it. Even the smell snnoys me.

Coffee I don't mind, but I prefer fresh OJ honestly.

Ben M · 5 May 2008 at 14:48

p4radox said:
herecy.

BURN HIM!

markk · 5 May 2008 at 14:48

Tea and coffee sucks

InvaderGIR · 5 May 2008 at 14:50

markf said:
Tea and coffee rock

Fixed.

InvG

Greenlizard0 · 5 May 2008 at 14:56

Yeesh, I never really get the whole tea and coffee thing. My parents sustain the entire hot drink economy but I don't touch the stuff unless I have a cold and I need Lemsip / honey + hot water / black sugarless tea.