Conspiracy theories...

tuffty747 said:
What do you guys think? and how about any other interesting conspiracy theories you have and why?
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I think most of the popular ones are so retarded that the very fact someone says they believe in XZY theory immediately causes me to lower my opinion of them dramatically.
 
Zefan said:
There have been stacks of false flag operations, the best example being the burning down of the Reichstag by the Nazi government.
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The rapid spread of mobile high quality cameras and rapid news reports, satellite coverage, and advanced forensic techniques make this a diminishing possibility in western states.
 
Tefal said:
The rapid spread of mobile high quality cameras and rapid news reports, satellite coverage, and advanced forensic techniques make this a diminishing possibility in western states.
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But what if the governments control all of these?!? :eek:
 
Conspiracy theories I ****'em.

Marilyn Monroe, Killed by the Mafia to shut her up & they had sex with her dead body.
No She was a junky Lush who did to much.

JFK - Killed by multiple gun men magic bullet theory BS.
3 shots in 7 seconds can be done by a 60 year old riflemen who has retired & in a wheel chair, I've seen it.

Moon Landings. Done in a Hollywood studio/set.
How do you explain it being tracked independently by stations all over the world i.e Australia took over the broadcast.

911. Yank government arranged the whole thing.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha BREATH Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I sit here in my leaded bunker in my suit of tin foil & laugh in the face of conspiracy theorists.


For those with the special coded monitors who can see this, don't worry I have sufficient supply's for 5 adults & my location/ISP is being bounced of 17 satellites.
 
malc30 said:
Moon Landings. Done in a Hollywood studio/set.
How do you explain it being tracked independently by stations all over the world i.e Australia took over the broadcast.
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Just to add to that: "How do you explain the stuff, that they left on the moon....which is still on the moon?"

Edit: Oh...wait on a sec. Just been reading that you cant just pint a telescope up there and see it, I assumed that it would be that easy, its too small and the telescope Smallest Resolvable Angle's are too big....

I'll get my tin foil hat back on then. Just in case.

OK, so how do we know that the landers and rovers are there?

* The astronauts recorded thousands of still images and movies of the descent, the exploration, and their departure - a historical record of the events.
* The moon rocks brought back by the astronauts have been examined by scientists the world over and are unquestionably of lunar origin.
* The ALSEP science packages put on the surface by the astronauts radioed back significant amounts of data.
* The seismometers recorded "moonquakes", and when the astronauts returned to the Command Module they jettisoned the landers and crashed them into the moon and the seismometers recorded these events as well as the crashes of the Saturn IV B stages.
* The Apollo 11, 14 and 15 missions left behind "corner reflectors" which astronomers (e.g. McDonald Observatory, Texas) can use to measure the distance between the Earth and the Moon precisely, even today. This has been upgraded recently to the Apache Point Observatory Lunar Laser-ranging Operation. We now know the range from the Moon to Texas within one millimetre.
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Hat comes off again then.... :D
 
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Le_Petit_Lapin said:
Edit: Oh...wait on a sec. Just been reading that you cant just pint a telescope up there and see it, I assumed that it would be that easy, its too small and the telescope Smallest Resolvable Angle's are too big....

I'll get my tin foil hat back on then. Just in case.
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Actually they do point a telescope at it, they left a large reflector and they regularly shine a laser through a telescope at it to measure the distance.
 
Tefal said:
*puts potato in Malc's air vent.*
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Don't expect me to let you in my bunker, I'll hear you tapping & giggle whilst it slows to a slow tap tap tap tap :D



Oi where are my spaces I put between the taps ?

IT'S A CONSPIRACY :eek::eek::eek:



RUN AWAY RUN AWAY
 
malc30 said:
Don't expect me to let you in my bunker, I'll hear you tapping & giggle whilst it slows to a slow tap tap tap tap :D
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But you'll have to come out some time to remove the potato, and me and the mutants(French) will be waiting!
 
Ha you been Foiled as well as my Frank staffy dog.
I already have an Anti French shield, My bunker is in the shape of English Cheddar, They will Never enter :D
 
malc30 said:
Don't expect me to let you in my bunker, I'll hear you tapping & giggle whilst it slows to a slow tap tap tap tap :D



Oi where are my spaces I put between the taps ?

IT'S A CONSPIRACY :eek::eek::eek:



RUN AWAY RUN AWAY
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Is that running away Monty Python style?


:p
 
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