Never having had one before, I was intrigued at the concept of a pie in a tin. Against the sage advice of my other half I procured a steak and kidney example and decided to feast upon it last night.
Ye gods, what kind of person would knowingly put that filth in their mouth?
I am an avowed pie lover and like nothing more than a nice bit of offal, but this was like eating poor quality cat food coated in motor oil. Rarely have I had something so vile. The taste lingered for hours.
One can only imagine the horror that lurks inside their 'Steak & Kidney Pudding', *shudder*.
Are there really deviants so twisted, with such poor taste, that they would purchase these out of choice?
Yours, horrified of Essex.