I just got this text...

InvaderGIR · 9 May 2008 at 14:02

...my sister just sent this to me...

As of 2009 the government will be killing anyone with mental deficiencies. I started crying when I thought of you. Run my little retard friend, run!

I'm sure most won't find it funny, and it doesn't work so well on a forum, but I thought it was fun so am sharing.

InvG

Van Hellseek · 9 May 2008 at 14:04

iamdjdz · 9 May 2008 at 14:04

platypus · 9 May 2008 at 14:04

K, what?

InvaderGIR · 9 May 2008 at 14:05

I'll just go shall I?

InvG

Killa_ken · 9 May 2008 at 14:05

I honestly dont believe Gordon Brown would do that to himself?

He literally shot him self in the foot didn't he. Teach him to read things before signing.

Kristoph · 9 May 2008 at 14:05

I've seen this a few times. My housemate got it and got really upset. She is a bit simple so she took it to heart.

Dangerous · 9 May 2008 at 14:05

haha its something my sister would send to me as well

.Lethal · 9 May 2008 at 14:06

You should get you're sister to post jokes in this forum, she will fit in with the rest of them

Killa_ken · 9 May 2008 at 14:06

mp3kla said:
I've seen this a few times. My housemate got it and got really upset. She is a bit simple so she took it to heart.

I hope you nailed her?

InvaderGIR · 9 May 2008 at 14:08

Killa_ken said:
I hope you nailed her?

Just because she is simple doesn't mean she is nailworthy.

InvG

Kristoph · 9 May 2008 at 14:09

InvaderGIR said:
Just because she is simple doesn't mean she is nailworthy.

InvG

She is until she speaks.

.Lethal · 9 May 2008 at 14:09

InvaderGIR said:
Just because she is simple doesn't mean she is nailworthy.

InvG

Any holes a goal

Killa_ken · 9 May 2008 at 14:10

InvaderGIR said:
Just because she is simple doesn't mean she is nailworthy.

InvG

This is our new philosophy hok.

If object = woman
Then Nail
Else
run $search and pennetrate
End

platypus · 9 May 2008 at 14:12

Killa_ken said:
This is our new philosophy hok.

If object = woman
Then Nail
Else
run $search and pennetrate
End

This statement confuses me, are you saying that if it's not a woman, search for something and penetrate it? With only animals or men left?

Killa_ken · 9 May 2008 at 14:13

platypus said:
This statement confuses me, are you saying that if it's not a woman, search for something and penetrate it? With only animals or men left?

Sorry I forgot to include the cod for $search and penetrate.

The search and penetrate function just seeks out the nearest woman and then penetrates her.

InvaderGIR · 9 May 2008 at 14:13

mp3kla said:
She is until she speaks.

Gag?

Damonic said:
Any holes a goal

You've obviously not experienced life much...some holes are just not worth it.

Killa_ken said:
This is our new philosophy hok.

If object = woman
Then Nail
Else
run $search and pennetrate
End

Haha, nice.

InvG

platypus · 9 May 2008 at 14:13

As long as its not animals or men.

Slinky1989 · 9 May 2008 at 14:14

HA! I laughed too much at that

InvaderGIR · 9 May 2008 at 14:15

platypus said:
As long as its not animals or men.

I've seen shows on channel 4....some people are into that sort of thing (animals). *shudders* poor pony.

As for men, well if he's that way inclined, there is nothing wrong with that.

InvG