Squits with squats

Ed · 9 May 2008 at 19:47

Just got home from an eventful couple of hours in the gym. Some hero kids were going heavy on the squat rack when one of them attempted a lift he simply wasn't capable of. Despite the dangers and his shocking form, he persisted to lift the weight. He looked like he'd make it until he got a wobble on then collapsed. Luckily the rack caught the weight and he wasn't hurt but as he wobbled, the pressure of trying to correct himself led to what can only be described as the squishiest of farts I have ever heard and I've got two kids. Basically this lad **** himself, literally. It stunk, stained his shorts and caused huge laughter. He went mental and threw a dumbell at the young lad behind the desk.

Perhaps he'll learn, eh? :rolleyes:

Beans on toast Dave · 9 May 2008 at 19:50

lol pmsl

Mr.Stu · 9 May 2008 at 19:52

I don't even see young lads trying to squat in my gym, nevermind cacking themselves and throwing (?!) DB's around. Did he actually throw a dumbbell at somebody who worked there? Surely he's now banned?

Richdog · 9 May 2008 at 19:52

****, he threw a dumbbell? Funny as hell, though would have been less funny had his throw hit said young lad. I bet he will never live that down, or show his face in there again.

Ed · 9 May 2008 at 19:56

Mr.Stu said:
I don't even see young lads trying to squat in my gym, nevermind cacking themselves and throwing (?!) DB's around. Did he actually throw a dumbbell at somebody who worked there? Surely he's now banned?

These lads have benched the smith the last 6 months and now gang around the rack. They don't do much else.

Richdog said:
****, he threw a dumbbell? Funny as hell, though would have been less funny had his throw hit said young lad. I bet he will never live that down, or show his face in there again.

He's out, lost his membership fee and may face charges although the counter lad wasn't hit or hurt.

Pigeon_Killer · 9 May 2008 at 20:00

I seem to fart a lot when I'm squatting or deadlifting. Never **** myself though.

Ed · 9 May 2008 at 20:02

Pigeon_Killer said:
I seem to fart a lot when I'm squatting or deadlifting. Never **** myself though.

That's not lifting, that's your wifes cooking mate.

Pigeon_Killer · 9 May 2008 at 20:03

Ed said:
That's not lifting, that's your wifes cooking mate.

I've got a wife? :eek:

Ed · 9 May 2008 at 20:05

Pigeon_Killer said:
I've got a wife?

Girlfriends over 6 weeks are wives (or they think they are).

WillSpengler · 9 May 2008 at 20:19

Hehe, amazing, what a tit!

Killa_ken · 9 May 2008 at 20:30

LOL how much was he trying to squat? was he big?

gillywibble · 9 May 2008 at 20:34

Class, and great thread title

WillSpengler · 9 May 2008 at 20:37

Maybe it is a new constipation treatment? Seems to have worked!

Chong Warrior · 9 May 2008 at 21:14

Pigeon_Killer said:
I seem to fart a lot when I'm squatting or deadlifting. Never **** myself though.

That's because you don't train hard enough you wuss

Ed · 9 May 2008 at 21:28

Killa_ken said:
LOL how much was he trying to squat? was he big?

About 20, skinny and had 140Kg's on his back.

Killa_ken · 9 May 2008 at 22:03

Ed said:
About 20, skinny and had 140Kg's on his back.

LOL @ HIM

I dont even warm up with that little :cool:

Ed · 9 May 2008 at 22:09

Killa_ken said:
I dont even warm up with that little

Everyone starts somewhere though. Unfortunately, these kids are typical of many and just look at the numbers on the side of the weights as a measure of success.

Killa_ken · 9 May 2008 at 22:10

Ed said:
Everyone starts somewhere though. Unfortunately, these kids are typical of many and just look at the numbers on the side of the weights as a measure of success.

Oh I know, I dont make fun but anyone who acts like that deserves to be taken down a few notches.

You have to remember, there is always some one bigger and stronger.

unless your ronnie