NASA to Announce massive discovery

[Andelusion]

We're all gonna die

 

[Azza]

Just having a brief look at what that place does and for NASA to announce it my guess is that it has something to do with the big bang. So I think they may have found the first stars that where made from the big bang or where the big bang happened, something along those lines.

 

[PardonTheWait]

I know what it is, I have a friend in america who has contacts and i have been given a piece of information that i think might be true.


NASA has found..........

Manbearpig.

HALF MAN HALF BEAR HALF PIG!

 

[neoboy]

Don't get excited guys they will simply be announcing my birthday.

 

[karoshi]

I'm thinking it could be a white hole

spewing time?

so what is it?

 

[BigglesPiP]

HALF MAN HALF BEAR HALF PIG!

Noooooo, it's half man, half bear-pig.

 

[Phate]

Noooooo, it's half man, half bear-pig.

you can't be serial!

 

[Killa_ken]

WHen will they tell us about something interesting instead of crap like dark matter. I mean really? Who cares?

 

[Minto]

the only x-ray emitter that could conceivably be seen in our galaxy and that hasn't yet is a black hole as far as i know. - already covered neutron stars, cataclysmic variables, (binary) pulsars, magnetars etc

--however: extrasolar planets have been discovered orbiting pulsars, so it could be an earth size + earth distance 'Goldilocks' planet

 

[Azagoth]

It's a black hole that's going to just brush the orbit of Jupiter!

 

[manoz]

It's a black hole that's going to just brush the orbit of Jupiter!

That would be wonderful to see, Jupiter getting ripped apart if it came close to a black hole!!

 

[Killerkebab]

never mind that, how the hell did he bite that banana

LOL

 

[Mr Joshua]

They've finally discovered that the moon is in fact made from Wensleydale cheese.

 

[Viper²]

never mind that, how the hell did he bite that banana

And who was the joker that drew eyebrows on his helmet.

 

["andy"]

they finally found out about 0800 reverse and are going to let ET phone home for real this time

 

[uknowist]

42

 

[Lydzor]

Could be Clangers?

 

[Akira]

What if it's a space aeroplane and the scientologists have been telling the truth all along?

 

[eggnoodle]

They are going to announce that sadly E.T. never made it back home

 

[Angilion]

Yup, the supermassive black hole at the center of the galaxy. Sweet! Hopefully they've got some nice pics of them throwing some probe into it or something

Only if they've got decent photoshop skills.

Anyway, there's an inpenetratable barrier between us and the centre of the universe. It was on Star Trek.