Who are you?

Tonight Matthew I am going to be Tomatoe Lill the South London All singing all dancing tranny that does amazing things with Austalian tomatoes whose Grand finale would make the eyes of an adult Hippo who has given birth 13 times water.
Trust me when i say "Don't sit in the front row"

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sing along now :cool:
 
In west Philadelphia born and raised. On the playground was where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool and all shootin some b-ball outside of the school when a couple of guys, who were up to no good, startin making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared. She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'


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In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
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That's pretty much it.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

BEATED BY A SCOUNDREL!!!
 
Family background is from Scotland, Ireland and New Zealand.

Born in London, lived here for 9 years, then moved to New Zealand, moved back on September 11th 2001 (:(). And lived here since, basically completed my A Levels.

Thats about it!
 
Im 21, live in america, moved here originally for school and ended up staying here for good.

Play Defensive End for a college football team, like to workout lots.

Almost got a PharmD
 
I am actually kr00t0n, but I messed up my original registration on the site :D

From: Cape Town, South Africa
Moved to the UK: Jan 2002
Parents still in SA, 1 older brother in Hong Kong
Been clubbing for 10 years, mixing for 8
Recently engaged

That about sums my life up, lol!
 
Born in Western Australia to an Australian mother and an English father.

Moved to Tasmania when I was 8. Returned to Western Australia when I was 25. Moved to South Australia for a few months before moving to the UK in 2001.

Moving back home to Australia in 2009.

:)
 
syke said:
Family background is from Scotland, Ireland and New Zealand.

Born in London, lived here for 9 years, then moved to New Zealand, moved back on September 11th 2001 (:(). And lived here since, basically completed my A Levels.

Thats about it!
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How come you moved to England if you don't mind me asking? I'm off out there next year. I guess you left NZ on the 11th before the towers got hit? Time zones and everything?
 
Grew up in Scotland until I was 17, then went to university in Oxford and worked in LA. Now 23, living in my own place in Essex and happily working as a solicitor in London. What have I done? You name it... church organist, secretary, journalist, cleaner, security, technician, waitress, intern, shop assistant, bank clerk, customer service in electrical store...who says students are lazy ;)
 
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