Why doesn't this ever work IRL on girls?

Sonea Fifer · 30 May 2008 at 22:58

Shamelessly stolen from another forum:

We were watching Conan the Destroyer and they just rescued Akiro/Mako from being eating..

Conan rides up and says "I need you" to which the reply was "I'm yours"

It's so simple but it never works.. you either get a swift kick or charged £100.

It's never like this irl - we usually end up having to date them, spend money on them, get married to them - its costs a fortune! :eek:

geuben · 30 May 2008 at 23:00

Have you ever rescued a girl from being eaten and tried this approach?

Wiggins · 30 May 2008 at 23:01

"Do you ****?" always worked for me.

Ooooh where be that post below me?

SentineL-X · 30 May 2008 at 23:17

Depends if you have the "gift" or not and what region of the country you're from, some women are easier than others in certain parts

Sonea Fifer · 30 May 2008 at 23:25

geuben said:
Have you ever rescued a girl from being eaten and tried this approach?

Errrrr no - not exactly

Wiggins said:
"Do you ****?" always worked for me.

Ooooh where be that post below me?

I wondered that too - family forum and all that though so its fair enough imo

SentineL-X said:
Depends if you have the "gift" or not and what region of the country you're from, some women are easier than others in certain parts

I'm from Fife mate (just outside Edinburgh) place is full of little ned (chav) girls that probably dont deserve rescuing anyway

bum · 30 May 2008 at 23:26

Actually it did happen, IRL - in a way. My mate's missus, who they got to known each other in World of Warcraft about 4 months ago. My mate's the raid leader/main tank and the girl's the healer. They obviously had that hero/princess thing went on in game. Now soon they are gonna start living together in...2 weeks time.

geuben · 30 May 2008 at 23:28

You have to change your name to Conan The Destroyer. Isn't it common knowledge girls like "bad" boys?

Sonea Fifer · 30 May 2008 at 23:40

geuben said:
You have to change your name to Conan The Destroyer. Isn't it common knowledge girls like "bad" boys?

If you seriously think I'm posting requesting that change you can think again !

geuben · 30 May 2008 at 23:41

Sonea Fifer said:
If you seriously think I'm posting requesting that change you can think again !

I meant IRL

Makhaira · 30 May 2008 at 23:41

Please? We could place bets on what the staff will ACTUALLY change your name to

Lysander · 30 May 2008 at 23:46

It worked for me once. In a way. I was out with a girl-friend who I also fancied quite a bit. After a couple of drinks I looked her in the eye and said, "I want you".

Worked a treat. I know, I'm such a studmuffin.

lewism · 31 May 2008 at 00:18

Sonea Fifer said:
I'm from Fife mate (just outside Edinburgh) place is full of little ned (chav) girls that probably dont deserve rescuing anyway

cant beat a bit of banter in candlerooms or the ballroom (or whatever its called these days) lol

Sonea Fifer · 31 May 2008 at 00:29

lewism said:
cant beat a bit of banter in candlerooms or the ballroom (or whatever its called these days) lol

It's the old Ballroom in Dunfermline? It's now called Velocity - never been in there myself but I've heard it's full of jailbait :eek:

I'm too old for that stuff now anyway

lewism · 31 May 2008 at 00:36

Sonea Fifer said:
It's the old Ballroom in Dunfermline? It's now called Velocity - never been in there myself but I've heard it's full of jailbait

I'm too old for that stuff now anyway

velocity thats the one. if you think dunfermline or kirkcaldy is a rough night out you should see glenrothes haha.

Cybermyk · 31 May 2008 at 00:44

I never seem to need any chat up lines, I just sit quietly in a corner with my pint of Guinness licking my eyebrows and the girls just seem to flock.

*may or may not be true

Neoni · 31 May 2008 at 05:15

Sonea Fifer said:
Shamelessly stolen from another forum:

We were watching Conan the Destroyer and they just rescued Akiro/Mako from being eating..

Conan rides up and says "I need you" to which the reply was "I'm yours"

It's so simple but it never works.. you either get a swift kick or charged £100.

It's never like this irl - we usually end up having to date them, spend money on them, get married to them - its costs a fortune!

My mate said to his gf, before he even was with her, "You will be mine" and yeh they've been together years!

33L · 31 May 2008 at 08:12

a nice young lady came up to me in a club and started dancing with me and got very close - had to stop her there and say i cant - im i a relationship! She said i'll wait till the day you are single!

6 months pass i split up wih the missus and we bump into each other at a house party - no need to stress the rest!

Neoni · 31 May 2008 at 08:13

33L said:
a nice you lady came up to me in a club and started dancing with me and got very close - had to stop her there and say i cant - im i a relationship! She said i'll wait till the day you are single!

6 months pass i split up wih the missus and we bump into each other at a house party - no need to stress the rest!

i call bs.

33L · 31 May 2008 at 08:18

it was coincidence that i ever met her again! I have had a lady go up to my wife and ask if im single! (although she was fuming at the time we laugh about it now)

she knows im a flirt and i keep getting in trouble for it but she knows i dont play the field.

meghatronic · 31 May 2008 at 11:29

Neoni said:
i call bs.

I second the motion

Why doesn't this ever work IRL on girls?

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