How cheap are these now?!

Tom|Nbk said:
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Now thats a form of art:cool:
 
Psycho Sonny said:
he drives his cars hard - by that i mean like a maniac - he is currently on his 3rd driving ban

he drives constantly its his passion and he used to drive to manchester 2 to 3 times a week with a full load in his car over 100kg
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It's his passion so much that he ended up getting banned 3 times from it, what a clever guy.
 
Right... can we reel this back on topic. I think Psycho Sonny has made enough of a tit of himself in this thread, and frankly I'm fed with with this crap - yes it's funny to laugh at idiots, but I was actually interested in the content of this thread's original content.

Psycho Sonny, I suggest you think long and hard before sharing any of your "stories" here in Motors - we're a bit bored of them now.
 
Psycho Sonny said:
ive got a big family

i got cousins all over the world, india, canada, america, etc

i got cousins in leicester, london, milngavie, weymms bay, renfrew, etc

i spend most of my leisure time going out with my cousins - so they are mainly who i hang about with so i guess thats why i have so many stories regarding them
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I don't know why but all I can think of is the ending of the film 'This is England' that was on last night. Very similar situation :)

On topic again, WOW holy wtfbbq depreciation going on there, and I would to have one of these or an RS6 avant when I have kids and the wife orders me. O the things to look forward to in later life ;)
 
on a side note...who thought putting that sort of timber into an M5 was a good idea?

why buy a cutting edge, technologically advanced modern sports saloon..then specify the 70's kitchen unit wood option?


and psycho sunny's 'cousin' is clearly a Grade 'A' bell end or a wanted drug dealer...or perhaps like Harvey in the film of the same name
 
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Aye somebody posted one the other day that was 26k iirc in the a8/7/s class thread. Absolute bargains, I guess the looks are controversial which helps with the depreciation as well as the increased numbers of M5's that were built in e60 form too?
 
Psycho Sonny said:
i dont know the specifics but he used to frive up from manchester with 100kg in the back - im pretty sure it was empty on the way down

he would travel to edinburgh, paisley all the time - you wouldnt see him for days, he would be out all the time in his car

hes had a VW cabriolet, vw golf gt tdi, audi a4 1.8t then his M3, he says when he gets his license back he will be buying a better car than his m3, he drives like a maniac - so i guess his average mpg was something like under 20 easily

he has crashed 3 out of the 4 cars he has had

but he used to do so many miles and drives them hard so im not surprised
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So, your cousin is an idiot?

Being serious; first he started off driving to Manchester once a week. Then he was doing it 2 - 3 times a week. Now you say he way doing it with 100KG in the back (which is nothing - 100KG is hardly a huge guy). Now he also drives to Edinburgh?
 
Psycho Sonny said:
ive got a big family

i got cousins all over the world, india, canada, america, etc

i got cousins in leicester, london, milngavie, weymms bay, renfrew, etc

i spend most of my leisure time going out with my cousins - so they are mainly who i hang about with so i guess thats why i have so many stories regarding them
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With all these cousins, I will be surprised if you aren't asian, innit bruv.
 
Psycho Sonny said:
i dont know the specifics but he used to frive up from manchester with 100kg in the back - im pretty sure it was empty on the way down

he would travel to edinburgh, paisley all the time - you wouldnt see him for days, he would be out all the time in his car

hes had a VW cabriolet, vw golf gt tdi, audi a4 1.8t then his M3, he says when he gets his license back he will be buying a better car than his m3, he drives like a maniac - so i guess his average mpg was something like under 20 easily

he has crashed 3 out of the 4 cars he has had

but he used to do so many miles and drives them hard so im not surprised
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Oh, I get it now, 100kg of coke, drug dealer!

Fits the profile, drives an m3, gelled hair the like.
 
I loved it when he said his cousin could time travel, cut down a 2200 mile journey a week to 1600 by driving hard, so hard he bent the space and time continuum.

Psycho Sonny said:
he drove it extremely hard so you can cut that down to like 1600 miles a week

which would be easily doable by him
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Back on topic.
It really is amazing that these have come down in price so much. The E39 M5 held it's value really well for the first 5 years.
I'm wondering if it's people worried about the mechanical and electrical complexity of the new M cars.
 
I am quite shocked at the price there. Some people are going to get a shock if they dont research the running costs of these when they depreciate a little lower!
 
Rilot said:
Back on topic.
It really is amazing that these have come down in price so much. The E39 M5 held it's value really well for the first 5 years.
I'm wondering if it's people worried about the mechanical and electrical complexity of the new M cars.
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501BHP, 15MPG

Those 2 firgures alone will put off anyone who is even the slightest bit concerned about running costs and tax.
 
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